Geezer

The genuine wise words of a geezer that i work with.

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

My balls are empty, I hope you lot fall pregnant. Goodbye. @lasthurrah

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

@geezeratwork will terminate in approximately 1 hour

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

I'm getting old, my last roll of the dice, need to teach people about mum shagging, fisting old people, touching farm animals, and rimming x

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

It's like my little helmet mouth is trying to blow bubbles

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

Andy Pandy. If I was a kid back then I would have thought mincer. Limp wristed pyjama wearing freak #andypandy

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

Never went much on Noddy either. Twat with a bell on his head #noddy

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

Rupert the Bear colourful tweed wearing prick #rupertthebear

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

I parked my car in Hastings and when I came back it looked like a porn stars face #dirtyseagull

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

Colour in my dick lips with a biro #talkingblue

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

You're not fucking Neo, you're just some geezer fucking around with an insect #spiderman

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

Doves... Fucking posh pigeons

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

I've gone for a shit inside my own colon #russiandoll

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

I'll drink a pint of water and give you a pint of spunk

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

After having sex with me, you'll feel like you've been in a car crash

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

My gimp robo glove will make you cry #withlove

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

If Dutch was a shape it'd have round corners

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

I like anything as long as it's draped in skin

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

I'm up to my elbow in man love #gay #reallygay

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

God - he's a laugh. I'll build a bald headed fella with a massive cock #divineintervention

[Geezer @geezeratwork]

Get yer fucking ginger nips out #poorjoely