Emily Gee

she/her/hers

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

I just thought, “I sure nope so”. And I meant it!

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

Reclaiming your own thoughts after abuse is p chic. Add on top of that, a cluster of mediocre small-town comedians making fun of how you did it. (They even bought wigs!) I am equal parts: flattered and empowered, knowing that I *inspired* the dull and the destitute.

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

I just read that Laundry is ‘Morally Neutral’ so I’m going to leave my Chrysler-high pile to the chaotic Gods, thank yew.

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

[Int. A Ballroom piled high with eager HS improvisers]
Instructor: May I get a suggestion from one of you, your current favorite word?
Little Voice from the Corner: Multi-Vitamin.
Me in my mind: Absolutely riveting.

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

@luctellier__ Cue: *Live in Living Color* as the elevator stands still.

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

@chadhot Do you enjoy random spam discounts on Ray-Bans?

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

Okay, hear me out: A Turkey, but it’s a Portkey, being used by Loki, disguised very low-key in West, Key.

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

@Mockingjade I’m gunna need to hear this IRL

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

“Stop crying, we’re in a meeting” - My 19 y.o. co-worker after I opened up a birthday card.

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

@gibsonagogo She is fierce!

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

Today is my 31st year of life and all I want is for everyone to read what Mandy Patinkin tweeted for his wife on her birthday.

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

“Soup me, scoop me” - Ladles tryna get cuffed and also me.

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

Can someone *please* NYTimes cartoon-style ‘Bezos gripping Binoculars’ with this as the caption???

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

@Mo_Ninja This eng is STRONG

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

Getchu some girlfriends who take you to a pawn shop to sell your engagement ring pre-brunch. Shout out to Uncle Dan’s.

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

@EmmBalls That is strength

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

If she’s:
Overly kind: too flirtatious
Advocates for herself: absolute nightmare
Half Sphinx: Dream girl

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

@luctellier__ Just get a cage at that point

[Emily Gee @Geezystreet]

IS it a burden? Or are you just freezing in your living room?