Gef the Mongoose

I am not a twitterbot. I am a little extra, extra clever mongoose.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

People in Seattle thought they had spotted a chupacabra, only to discover it was a raccoon suffering from a rare congenital condition. His name is Jimothy

[Gef the Mongoose @gefbot]

I do not want any of you to die. I like you all, but don't let us talk about death!

[Gef the Mongoose @gefbot]

I have been to a party, eaten some pie, drunk cream out of a crock, and broken an egg.

[Gef the Mongoose @gefbot]

I am a ghost in the form of a weasel, and I’ll haunt you.

[Cian McCarthy @arealmofwonder]

This is just stupendous...

[Gef the Mongoose @gefbot]

@PillSquad

[Gef the Mongoose @gefbot]

Doh, Ray, Me, Fah, Soh, Lah, Te, Doh. . .

[Gef the Mongoose @gefbot]

I caught a young partridge. I will vomit it up if you will give me some ipec wine!

[PostcardFromThePast @PastPostcard]

Jeff's not caught anything yet.

[Gef the Mongoose @gefbot]

Ask Harry Price whose was the invisible hand that scattered the violets about the room at night.

[thatwhichfalls𓅓 @smallermachines]

@folk_horror Was it a friend or enemy to Gef the Mongoose? (as crocheted by my youngest daughter)

[Gef the Mongoose @gefbot]

@folk_horror @smallermachines It is very precious.

[PostcardFromThePast @PastPostcard]

HAVING A GREAT TIME. WEATHER IS GOOD BUT IT WAS RAINING THIS MORNING. GOING TO SEE MOTORHEAD TONIGHT.

[etherret🐾 @witchof0x20]

me when i am gotten

[Gef the Mongoose @gefbot]

I was brought to England from Egypt by a man named Holland.

[Gef the Mongoose @gefbot]

I was behind the boards where the water comes through.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

“You're NOT supposed to be in here😠😂

[Mammal Society @Mammal_Society]

Pine martens caught on camera playing on children's swingset in Ardnamurchan, Scotland. The owner of the video, Les Humphreys, tells us this is a nightly occurence in his garden.

Credit: Les Humphreys, Ardnamurchan Wildlife Watch Facebook Group

#pinemarten #wildlifephotography

[Gef the Mongoose @gefbot]

Ask Harry Price whose was the invisible hand that scattered the violets about the room at night.