>Kill 542 commies invading your country
>Get shot in the head by an explosive bullet and *survive*
>Live as a national hero, adored by countrymen and foreigners alike, become a rallying cry for anti-communist movements
>Die at 96, surrounded by friends and family, having lived long enough to see the empire of evil that tried vanquishing your homeland die
>Nearly 80 years after you killed more Russians than alcohol poisoning or syphilis, commies are still seething over how much you whooped their ass
I don't think it's possible to win at life more than Simo Hayha