gorgelina

kitty don’t bite

[big duntles @biglunty]

every time i hear homer hit that note at 32 seconds it makes me feel genuinely emotional

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

being paranoid is so much fun. They're going to get me

[gorgelina @gehambo]

@Krasnerchessti1 Are these still available?

[gorgelina @gehambo]

@bigfishmans Do you still have the London tickets available to sell?

[gorgelina @gehambo]

I find it very hard to take advice from people with questionable eyebrows

[gorgelina @gehambo]

I know it’s uncouth of me but I’d love to carry round a giant mallet with me to bonk on the heads of people that watch videos on their phone out loud on public transport

[gorgelina @gehambo]

never imagined I’d be in a dark room sat next to an 80 year old man while we both watch Paul mescal lick his cum off Andrew Scott’s chest #barnescinema

[gorgelina @gehambo]

I want to give a big kiss on the mouth to whoever does the grand design house animations

[gorgelina @gehambo]

Currently on set with Nicole Kidman whilst also googling ‘Second hand prison toilet to buy’ - variety is the spice of life

[gorgelina @gehambo]

Posh and becks told me they loved my Halloween outfit so I don’t need any of you normies in my life anymore

[gorgelina @gehambo]

I’m a bad mum to my Tatas these fellas are great and no one ever gets to see them… much to think about

[gorgelina @gehambo]

They need a Shazam for smells

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

STOP IT the NOISE I just made

[gorgelina @gehambo]

Convinced that some men only come to the gym so they can moan their lil hearts out

[gorgelina @gehambo]

Last night in my dream a man made me pasta with irn-bru sauce

[gorgelina @gehambo]

I’d give anything to hear my pug snore again

[NME @NME]

New year, new album; new album, new NME cover.

@shamebanduk are rejuvenated and ready to remember why they started the band in the first place, and why they’ve stayed friends for all these years https://t.co/4tHqZLYm0a

[gorgelina @gehambo]

@shamebanduk More of this at shame shows!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“drag will confuse kids” what the hell is this