Geoff

Living my best life 🎶

[Geoff @gehamm]

How do the Impractical @JokersTBS keep it up without getting recognized? I’d like to see a reel of fans compromising the jokes… surely this exists

[Geoff @gehamm]

TIL when my wife says “you may want to…” it’s a demand, not an option.

[Geoff @gehamm]

Inflation has a way of making old timey gamblers look like wusses.

[Geoff @gehamm]

From 2020-2023, I traveled very little. When I started traveling again in 2024, my status had dried up. I thought:

Who cares. Status is dumb. First class is overrated…

My status has since been reclaimed and I just got upgraded for the first time in 4 years… I missed it lol

[Geoff @gehamm]

How do neither “through”, “cough”, or “dough” rhyme?

English is ridiculous.

[Jordan Payton @LEGIQN]

Netflix servers right now 😂

[Geoff @gehamm]

Discerning fact from fiction is a full-time job, and it’s getting more laborious.

[Geoff @gehamm]

There should be a @LoveisBlindShow …but for dogs

[Geoff @gehamm]

You know how I know I’m old? Because I still think a Coke should be $1

[Geoff @gehamm]

#TitanUp

[Geoff @gehamm]

I’d pay so much money to hear @edsheeran cover “Vincent” by Don McLean.

Money I don’t have. I’d go into debt to hear it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them.”

[Geoff @gehamm]

My dog can sleep for 84 straight hours… in dog years

[Geoff @gehamm]

Sometimes I can’t believe how excited my dogs are to see me when I’ve only been gone for 4 hours, until I realize they’ve been alone for 28 hours… in dog years

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

If @spotify doesn’t immediately remove @joerogan, I will release new music onto the platform. #youwerebeautiful

[Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @TylerMahanCoe]

If I ever find a jacket like this, it is completely over for every last one of you.

[Geoff @gehamm]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, Cocaine & Rhinestones: The History of Country Music: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Rl83IM9YRR

@TylerMahanCoe

[Geoff @gehamm]

Does anyone else ever feel like you’re playing Whac-A-Mole with your emails?

[Geoff @gehamm]

@DL_Blackburn It’s from the DVD special features of Ray. I had that DVD as a kid, so I know.

[Geoff @gehamm]

Blast off!
#Inspiration4