Geison Machado

Currently helping build the platform at WWT. Web dev for 15 years.

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@Reddit_Retards At least this one had a punchline, most of this chick's comics have no punchline

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@kentcdodds Having to setup another machines whos on all the time then give it all my passwords then pay a lot for the tokens

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@j5hbb7r9p2 @gugorgaop @shantanano @mymixtapez Just be an alcoholic like a normal man

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@goodcharls @groyperesque When the catholic church went through the sexual scandals catholics world wide left the church in disgust, the ones who stayed sought to make sure it never happens again. Whats the reaction from Muslims about these rapes? I can hear their shrug from here.

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@JoaoNorbertoG1 Eu também fiquei 1 ano em casa, mas acho que essa é uma das principais razões que ninguém mais quer ter filhos: nao pode sair, tem que parar a vida, não pode encostar, se berrar incomoda, se chorar é feio, criança incomoda, etc.

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@DanHollick This is exactly what I had in mind down to the size

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@luc_asmath_eus @salvedrew *que miras macaquito?

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@LadyBleach @ReviewsPossum Supposed you're murdered (hate crime) by a neonazi who attends college would you say it's "sad, but accurate" that you were killed in an altercation with a college student?

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@tobimisa1 @the_bryantfirm @franzsherbert Also the point was to sneak into the volcano, a flying eagle would just be killed by sauron

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@Dodlanderx @IntCyberDigest We tried having paid professionals to moderate content for years, it obviously didn't end misinformation, just kept easier to censor opposing viewpoints

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@DejiAl94 @Son_ImSleep He also donated like half his money

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@meadandjuniper Leadership

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@meadandjuniper Engineering

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@GroqueBizarro @franliberato Pensei a mesma coisa daqui há 3 gerações metade do pessoal dos comentários nao teve filho e nao existe mais, quem teve teve 2 no máximo e o cara vai ter 15 neto, 50 bisneto, etc

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@9mmsmg I think you guys are conflating Brazil with India, which is understandable honestly given what goes viral, but Brazil usually takes safety in workplace seriously for a developing country, that shit was not seen with indifference, the rest of the country is in shock.

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@k_on_warlord @shitbiscuit @JadeAtrophis Escalate probably, start nagging and screaming until 2am

[blue @bluewmist]

i regret to inform you that personal growth rarely comes from acquiring new knowledge and almost always from:
•getting humiliated

•showing up terrified and doing it anyway

•admitting you might be the problem

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@lichthauch I dont want be remembered

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@lichthauch @thedulab Everytime I think about deleting Twitter a voice says: where are you going to get content like those from that account (yours)

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@nextokens Me with css and regex