Geldog

seen a million faces and I’ve rocked them all 🤠

[Geldog @geldog25]

@HighyieldHarry Up there with when they call HY “junk bonds”
Not splashy just sounds financially illiterate

[boaz weinstein @boazweinstein]

The Democratic Party ignoring Platner’s red flags until now would be a 🤡 show if it weren’t so nauseating. This is one of those rare moments that calls for the special-occasion emojis: 🤮 💩

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[NEET @neetrockstar]

Jacking off drunk feels like an underwater mario level

[Geldog @geldog25]

@lawyer_humor Guess who owns the free legal forum websites 😎

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Allbirds pivoted to AI while shoe brands like ASICs and On Cloud continue to sell shoes

Missed opportunity

[Jackson Doud @JacksonDoud]

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.”

Got hit back with a “and that would be?”

Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

[Geldog @geldog25]

When a nonbinary Jewish person turns 13, do you call it a b’nai mitzvah, or a b’they mitzvah?

[Geldog @geldog25]

Did you hear about that autobiography that was composed posthumously?
It was written by a ghostwriter 😂

[Michael Shindler @MichaelShindler]

Medieval peasants would have loved little fleece vests embossed with their lord's coat of arms.

[LIQUID ASS STAN SCHOOL BONDS @wokbonds]

Nobody ever gets away with "accidentally" being racist to any minority except Jews

[Geldog @geldog25]

Clear eyes, hog cranked, can’t lose 🤠

[Geldog @geldog25]

@benkellyone @chasedownleads imagine when this person learns how much a guy who owns 3 vending machines makes

[Geldog @geldog25]

@MostlyMonkey If anything like this even vaguely happened my guess is he just didn’t pay rent on the 1st? Now landlord is “checking in” and “negotiating” to get any amount of money he can before evicting this guys ass

[The Persian Jewess @persianjewess]

Zohran Mamdani’s last campaign ad used a song by Bob Dylan without permission.

The ad has now been taken down due to copyright infringement.

For those keeping track, that’s the THIRD time Zohran has stolen someone’s intellectual property for his campaign.

[Howard ✡. 🟦🇮🇱🎗🧡 @HowardA_AtLaw]

I will never forgive Bernie Sanders for convincing a bunch of pasty 20-year-olds that racism, misogyny, antisemitism, even men literally celebrating the SS death guards on their bodies is okay so long as you promise free stuff

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had the finance capital of the world, VC money flowing into fintech startups, apartments going up all over the city. We had $17 matcha smoothies and lines outside every bar in the West Village. You could have shut your mouth, voted for Cuomo, and kept working 20 hours a week as a social media manager from a Williamsburg coffee shop. But, no, you just had to blow it up! You and your democratic socialism and your rent freezes, your city-run grocery stores and “globalize the intifada” chants. You just had to be the man!

[Geldog @geldog25]

The lesson of the murder of George Floyd is not “police brutality shouldn’t happen to black people” it’s “police brutality shouldn’t happen to anyone”

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the lesson of the holocaust is not “fascism shouldn’t happen to jews,” it’s “fascism shouldn’t happen to anyone.”

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

It was at this exact moment that AD Mitchell was destined to become a New York Jet