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@levwalkin Actually, he was asked to draw a duck.

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@Johnba0b P= —2.3722

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@Stockwell_Day It’s obviously not the numbers Stock it’s the intent. When Hitler had exterminated his first 50,000 Jews do you seriously think he could have said,”How many ist ein genocide? Let’s stop just before that number to avoid any nasty labelling.”

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@AllTheBarrels @TheTweetOfGod Three pairs of unclean animals & seven pairs of clean animals. It is plainly written. And if we assume that the two species of African elephant, the Indian, the rare dwarf species, the mammoths and the mastodons were all present, that is a whole lot of manure to shovel every day.

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@DocAtCDI Joke Doctor: More spoonerism prone than dyslexic, and it is you, not him, that seems afflicted. Still hilarious though.

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@farman4x 27

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@StartsWithABang The original photons, which I see as more of a tight ball of electromagnetic wave energy than as individual particles, is still moving outward at light speed (light speed through primordial dark matter not through a vacuum) creating what we perceive as ‘space’ as they fan out.

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@TSN_Sports @MLB Have you noticed that cricket players routinely catch a harder ball barehanded? Even children?

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@heyitsLukee 30

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@farman4x 18

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@onlyskypace 45 cm. “Tall” is the word humans use.

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@KaraUtri My chipmunk has a support donkey. And the donkey also has a support donkey. Strange.

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@KaraUtri

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@KaraUtri Do humans count? Animals. Right?

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@KaraUtri I ask that myself.

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@KaraUtri Some of us need more sunscreen. And cacti repellent.

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@KaraUtri Spoiler Alert … alien babies perform their own caesarians … efficient … quick … but messy.

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@Mishi_2210 Two. Obviously.

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@MayMayspeaks My mouth, to curse as I look through the window, then the door.

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@Arden_2210 While it is true that the fifth child is named What, there is actually no indication of a question to answer. We are faced only with a list of statements. Thus there is no riddle.