Gemma Coles

Planner of parties, mother of 3, solver of problems, enabler and usually last (wo)man standing!

[Gemma Coles @gem_coles]

@snipstweets But if you play this everyone will dance! 🙄🙈😂

[Gemma Coles @gem_coles]

@ministryofsound Orange lucosade!

[Ronan @x7ronan]

Dear @KTHopkins

Fuck off.

Thank you
Marcus Rashford

[Gemma Coles @gem_coles]

This...

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Just found out that George Floyd was originally stopped by the police because he handed over a counterfeit note in a shop. I did that once! They handed me back the note as a souvenir, and later I told the story on stage in a comedy routine. That’s some privilege right there.

[Gemma Coles @gem_coles]

@sizehelpteam had an email Wednesday to say my order had been dispatched, but @Hermesparcels tracking still says they haven’t received it?!?

[gracy @grracyc]

tiny dick men it’s your time to shine

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

It amazes me that the same people who doubt I have a Twitter account have no trouble believing I occasionally appear on a piece of toast

[Gemma Coles @gem_coles]

@Lord_Sugar @jeremycorbyn It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice! 🙄

[Gemma Coles @gem_coles]

@ThatBloke_Jesus what did heaven do for twitter to suspend it?

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

To the few who tell me that our kids “will be encouraged to be gay if they learn about gays!”
I was taught maths to A level & didn’t become a mathematician. It does, however, help me navigate the complex world we live in

Learning stuff is good
Ignorance only feeds hate
Choose

[Gemma Coles @gem_coles]

@ThatBloke_Jesus @marksandspencer were selling chocolate dinosaurs! #contraversial 🦖

[Gemma Coles @gem_coles]

The trick is to pour it into a coffee cup first! @Emma3E #BloodyMaryonaMegaBus

[Diane Abbott @HackneyAbbott]

A photo of me drinking from a can of M&S mojito on the Overground has been circulated. I'm sincerely sorry for drinking on TFL.

[Gemma Coles @gem_coles]

@ThatBloke_Jesus Before my time mate!

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

My mum cheated on her partner and created a whole Religion

What’s your Mum ever done?

#Mothersday2019

[Gemma Coles @gem_coles]

Relatable

[Gemma Coles @gem_coles]

So apparently the late x3’s are a #myth created to make people think #worstbus provide a service @FirstBSA shouldn’t have the monopoly when they can’t fulfil the service. Another long cold wait followed by a nightmare journey on a bus route I didn’t even want to be on!

[Gemma Coles @gem_coles]

Still haven’t resolved this or even bothered to respond... But while I’m here, are you running a bus service to portishead tonight or not? The last bus to the marina didn’t turn up and I’ve got an adult with a broken leg dreading the walk if the x3a shows! #worstbus

[Gemma Coles @gem_coles]

Well @FirstBSA #shockingcustomerservice from the driver on the x3 from portishead this morning. Not only refused a man with a dementia card, because it was before 9am. But clearly enjoyed doing so! I paid his fare, better than him standing in the rain! #norespect

[Gemma Coles @gem_coles]

@Fruitbat06 @Isthisnecessar2 @FirstBSA Got a sort of reply... #stillwaiting

[Gemma Coles @gem_coles]

Well @FirstBSA #shockingcustomerservice from the driver on the x3 from portishead this morning. Not only refused a man with a dementia card, because it was before 9am. But clearly enjoyed doing so! I paid his fare, better than him standing in the rain! #norespect

[Gemma Coles @gem_coles]

@Isthisnecessar2 @FirstBSA I’ll let you know... #dontholdyourbreath