Spicy Susie Carmichael

under construction. know me.

[Spicy Susie Carmichael @gem_stoness]

If you ain’t on me like my cat is, you are not really bout me. And that’s on periodt.

[nina @midwsts]

so imessage is down for all of us huh…

[Spicy Susie Carmichael @gem_stoness]

Wheres the zoom link @netflix #loveisblind

[Tony Romo @ActorTonyRomo]

Everyone Under 40 Watching The Chris Rock Special On Netflix!!😆😆😆#ChrisRock

[Spicy Susie Carmichael @gem_stoness]

If I see another man like me with an “all I ask of you” voice memo prompt on hinge, I’m going to scream into a Pringle’s can until I pass out! How about you ask nothing of me, cuz I don’t even know YOU, freak.

[Spicy Susie Carmichael @gem_stoness]

What in the chalk zone is going on with all these people turning themselves into animations and posting deep ass quotes?? It’s giving Harold and the purple crayon 🖍️

[Spicy Susie Carmichael @gem_stoness]

The desire to have someone lay on top of me and engulf my body in a safe and sweet way, is pervasive. I rarely have a moment when I am free from that fantasy…

[Spicy Susie Carmichael @gem_stoness]

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[Spicy Susie Carmichael @gem_stoness]

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[Spicy Susie Carmichael @gem_stoness]

@PYLisbon Fox

[Spicy Susie Carmichael @gem_stoness]

Golden Arches in these denim pockets…

[Spicy Susie Carmichael @gem_stoness]

🙏🏾🥰 7 years sober today! If you are struggling, reach out. You are worth it!

[Spicy Susie Carmichael @gem_stoness]

It’s truly sad and embarrassing that I went on a date with
1) a man who does improv/comedy and isn’t funny
2) a man that does improv/comedy
3) a man
But in the words of Beyoncé, you can’t break my soul!

[Spicy Susie Carmichael @gem_stoness]

Hello Twitter, it’s me Margaret…

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

before twitter collapses anybody wanna tell me they love me?

[Spicy Susie Carmichael @gem_stoness]

@crissles Schools in session, serving CLASS

[Spicy Susie Carmichael @gem_stoness]

The important conversations!

[chika @WTFisAchika]

let me ask y’all another serious question, y’all really think y’all gonna have two years of bad luck if you don’t post an ig story?

[Spicy Susie Carmichael @gem_stoness]

If this is the last twitter night, can we please release our fallen stars for a sort of purge night. I want azealia back in the chat!

[Ricky @RickyMar49]

Elon when he becomes the only employee at Twitter HQ

[Dr. Freeze @OfficiallyIce]

Man niggas used to post their granny on here and the entire timeline would start smokin her.

[folake aina @f0lake]

twitter gon be gone tomorrow yall go through his likes NOW