Flatmate got home with a bottle of wine, and then a Bounty and a bar of dark chocolate. I questioned the chocolate choice and she said -
โI forgot my ID so I bought grownup sweets so they wouldnโt ask meโ
Reason why I brought new expensive thick pillows recently is so I can smother the other half in his sleep because of his ridiculous snoring and his death will look like a complete accident ๐๐
Saw @InnocentJeff yesterday at butlins, hilarious man was the Bloody highlight of my weekend!!!!! ๐๐ definitely be booking to see him again! #Butlins80sweekend