🌼Gemini🌙Jones✨

18+ only ~ Burlesque Performer, Kinky Individual, Old Man Yaoi Afficionado ~ 24-years-old

[Not a Good Jewish Girl✡️ @estherzelda0514]

The reason some people think there's a "fad" of parents being cut off is that nobody really acknowledged how easy it was to avoid interacting with people that pissed you off until that was gone. Now that your insane narcissistic auntie has access to Facebook and text messages, you actually have to block her when you move away from your home town.

[george @georgiem2000]

this is like the best next movie he could make. this guy is a DANCER and he still hasn’t really danced in movies as an adult

like i feel like we are about to unblock not a full gene kelly but a gene kelly-lite

[Autumn🐏 @MarigoldThe2st]

Had a bag of these that melted in the car. Decided to freeze it as an experiment. I present my Shark Brick. I'm currently gnawing on it like a dog bone

[Иath🇻🇪 @gathalia_]

Hijueputas te quitaron los puertos pa vendertelos aparte de verdad que its been over for a while now…..

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

TMZ has obviously never been a beacon of morality but responding to vulnerability about an eating disorder - something widely underrepresented amongst men - with this kind of mockery is disgusting. So proud of KJ for opening up about this, may it inspire other men to seek help.

[Cal @wyattyhalpert]

“They should have special screenings that prohibit phone use in cinemas!”

We do. It’s called every single one of them, until you weirdos forgot or decided you were above that basic and very functional agreement

[max. 🇦🇷 @maxidango]

maintenance [oc c0mm for @ SpaceRanmaj]

[Capn' Mordreds Emergency Commissions are open @ZloNoNameSov]

Fun fact- if you put any of these into a movie night rotation you can hear your friends vocabulary being ruined in real time.

I had to abandon the word "useless" with some people because it turned into a trigger that prompts like 3-4 minutes of back and fourth moaning

[redheaded stranger @eyeswideslvt]

When you see how small he is next to his siblings 💔💔💔

[Ⓜ️ @qweenmush]

recruiter called 30 mins after and said im moving to the final round & im now sitting in the salon chair, never was ugly & I’ll clean later. Time heals all

[ModernGurlz @ModernGurlzz]

true *but* disney channel stars of the 2000s DID have more social relevance than the ones today

miley cyrus/selena gomez/zac efron/etc transcended the tween tv space, it's why they were often parodied but the current disney roster isn't even famous enough to make fun of 😬

[epoktwitdderer @x_the3876]

wait Jim Carrey really can do that

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

so full confession I would always hear this song when zoomers were roasting us & thought its gotta be some unknown at the time loser deep cut bc I never heard it in 2011 PDX. fully unaware it was a contemporary parody. he got our asses with this one for real.

[Niki *ੈ✩ @paladinofsteel]

This happened pre-AI (it’s just more frequent now) and our meanest grad student would always respond on behalf of the department.

[kommanderKraken 👾 @KommandKraken]

an interesting quirk I've noticed with a lot of millenials is how much of their humor is inspired by jim carrey's grinch

[Jarhead (Jared) @newjep1710]

The concept of this movie is still messing me up. Making a movie about having one night where premarital sex is legal and then turning into a romcom instead of a surveillance state thriller is so insane.

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

I told my grandma and my auntie that Chat GPT is the devil, and they've both warned the whole family

[Obligate Chronovore @InkFromAStone]

This is hitherto unheard-of levels of creativity between mediums. They have animation made from embroidering. Like, physically sewn thread and fabric. You're running around a character that was sewn into the game.

It's the most multi-media experience I've ever seen.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i understand why people find this revolting but the reality is eating disorders make you do revolting things and it’s nice to hear a man talk openly about having one