gemma

Jez, we could be men with ven

[gemma @gemmaa_kh]

No thank u Google photos, I am not interested in revisiting this moment

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Southampton will generate 0.00(xG) in the Play-Off Final.

[gemma @gemmaa_kh]

The only way this could be funnier is if they let Southampton play, they battered Hull, and then they didn't let them go up anyway - but this is still fkin funny

[gemma @gemmaa_kh]

Passed it by 2 marks but a pass is a pass 🫡

[gemma @gemmaa_kh]

Had an exam yesterday that I fucked up so bad so I decided to go out and get insanely pissed to make myself feel better, but now I'm just criminally hungover and still sad. Did not think this thru :/

[gemma @gemmaa_kh]

Big fan of my neighbour mowing the grass with one hand and drinking a beer with the other at half 12 on a Wednesday. Retirement seems real cool

[gemma @gemmaa_kh]

I hate football and I hate Leeds United

[gemma @gemmaa_kh]

I'm all for women in sports but someone needs to do me a solid and be heavily misogynistic to my neighbours daughter and tell her women can't play basketball, sick of living next to Michael Jordan

[gemma @gemmaa_kh]

Had an exam yesterday that I fucked up so bad so I decided to go out and get insanely pissed to make myself feel better, but now I'm just criminally hungover and still sad. Did not think this thru :/

[gemma @gemmaa_kh]

Cos it's Patrick Bamford ?

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

How has Patrick Bamford missed from there? 🫣❌

[gemma @gemmaa_kh]

So hungover this morning and I ordered a maccies from my bathroom floor and they CANCELLED THE ORDER I could've cried fr

[gemma @gemmaa_kh]

The duality of man

[gemma @gemmaa_kh]

Can someone please create a website that will delete all my social media posts pre ~2018 cos my Facebook memories atm are having my life

[Olivia @tranidishwasher]

Anytime I get stressed at work I think of this image and immediately calm down

[gemma @gemmaa_kh]

Very obsessed with Amanda coming in with her big play of "I'm hiding the fact that I'm an ex-detective because people will think I'm too clever" and then being dead fucking wrong every single episode

[gemma @gemmaa_kh]

If you're ever wondering what lads talk about when they hang out, Jack and his mates are on discord and have just spent five minutes listening to one of them eat crisps on mic and guess the flavour

[Leeds United @LUFC]

👀 It happened again

[gemma @gemmaa_kh]

My mum's take on I'm a celeb this eve

[gemma @gemmaa_kh]

Doing a dodgy stream to watch the rugby with my dad and both of us are just pretending we can't see the comment "I want to suck his cock" scrolling across the bottom of the screen every 30 seconds