sono depressissima.

Fasci appesi.

[sono depressissima. @gemmadelnorde]

“Mi piacciono le ragazze un po’ pazze” poi fai la pazza e ti mollano perché sei pazza.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

putting a baby in a freezer would kill it,... butt freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps...

[☔ @Whotfismick]

POV: It's your day off tomorrow and you don't need to set your daily alarm & suddenly it starts raining

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Every pet owner has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator.

[Kenny Unchained @40acresandamu]

È di 25 anni fa, ma sembra oggi.
"Aò, funziona sempre."

[shipz ✧ @heyshipz]

WHOEVER TOUCHES THIS POST WILL BECOME FINANCIALLY STABLE THIS YEAR. AFFIRM AMEN!!!

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing the Iran war is going so bad that Trump is faking his assassination again

[Lyra ◌♡◌ @Lyraworldxm]

IT WILL BE THE BEST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU DON'T IGNORE THE LITTLE KITTEN.

[autist @litteralyme0]

This economy is so bad you'll be sitting here thinking you're terrible with money but all you did was buy food

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

When they ask how I spend my day at home alone

I'm never alone

[ANDRÉ @DrayKudasai]

@ick_real I do believe that’s called being a bitch

[Animal Love @YVemula5063]

Punch was trying to sleep alone, hugging his mumma toy, when suddenly an old monkey came over to check him out. 😨 Punch scared, thinking some bullies had come… but then he realized it was his friend Sotomaru! Relief washed over him, and he ran straight to Sotomaru, cuddling him tightly and sleep 🥹🥲😪
#Punch
#ichikawazoo

[marzia @fleursparadise]

uomini non picchiate le donne capito?
E ORA AVANTI CON IL PROSSIMO CANTANTE IN GARA DAI DAI DAI

[💗 @ma1ybe]

MOTHER nature correcting her biggest mistake 🫠

[Il Grande Flagello @grande_flagello]

Barbareschi si era lamentato di non venire annunciato. Ranucci lo accontenta a modo suo: gli ricorda che dovrebbe restituire 8 milioni e poi gli passa la linea #Report

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: The parliament of Greenland just introduced legislation that bans Donald Trump and all his descendants for 100 generations.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

To shame a woman, they say "She slept with too many men." To shame a man, they say "He slept with men."
So basically, sleeping with men is an embarrassment.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The “Baby Mine” scene in Dumbo (1941) is still one of Disney’s most devastating moments. Dumbo reaching for his mother through the bars, her cradling him the only way she can.

[L'Espresso @espressonline]

Ha respinto gli ultimatum di Trump sulle spese militari. Ha ingaggiato una battaglia contro le big tech. Ha difeso i diritti civili. Ha ampliato i flussi migratori regolari. Ha scommesso sulla transizione energetica. Ha denunciato le ipocrisie dell’Occidente sul genocidio a Gaza

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Finally a kid without phone