In 95 a young boy saw me balling in my Merc with loads of Polish stunners and asked "Chabzy, how can I be a great ultrapaneer like you?" I told him to get those dried bean stains off his top and grow a girthy tache. That boy grew up to be Lord Alan Sugar, host of The Apprentice.
Aka The Brown Cassanova Aka The Off white Bruce forsyth Aka The Mayor of Hounslow Aka Alan Brown Sugar Aka Bombay Beckz Aka The kebab shop heart throb aka The Real DJ Khaled aka Gucci Girls Girth Aka 50 Shades of brown Aka your aunties favourite unlicensed uber driver aka Charlie