Gemma May

“At least you’ll never be a vegetable – even artichokes have hearts.”

[Gemma May @Gemmayy]

https://t.co/c8zq7Zfr3y

[Simon Chong @chongster62]

Seems worth emailing me about, Twitter. @trixiemattel

[Gemma May @Gemmayy]

Want to be sustainable in the shower? Get a free gift from me with your shampoo & conditioner. https://t.co/fWhvqww8pl

[Gemma May @Gemmayy]

Win A New Summer Wardrobe https://t.co/tw5dwACaL0£500-spend-urban-outfitters?seed=shared

[Gemma May @Gemmayy]

If you've never heard of @lucyandyak then you definitely need to get yourself some dungas. https://t.co/Mwn0LA22lr

[Gemma May @Gemmayy]

Spent the last half hour reading over Miguels tweet feed 😂 https://t.co/YcKFTORPDg

[Miguel Santana da Silva @m_santana]

Didn’t expect to catch comrade Trump and his filthy motorcade worming by Camden Sainsbo’s bus stop today. Here’s a London welcome for an orange wasteman - #FuckTrump #MAGA

[The Guardian @guardian]

Edible coating allows avocados to stay ripe for twice as long https://t.co/kXhpLTnueX

[Gemma May @Gemmayy]

@gbkburgers On the rewards app, do you get a free burger for your birthday? My mate has the app but hasn't been sent anything? Can you help?

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

oh... hey...
hello..

[Firebox.com @firebox]

Trying to work out how to fart in reverse

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

did a spider write this

[Gemma May @Gemmayy]

@paulfoot So glad to see you again at @WellsComFest on Sunday - I'd not seen you since 2013! I must say your fashion improves more and more each time I see you on TV/in person #marmosets

[Gemma May @Gemmayy]

@rubyhelyer You make me sad. Bino is life. But I'm glad you've seen sense with his motives and actions recently. 😊

[💚💙The Squishy💙💚 @The_Squishy_]

Relationship goals. @ThatKevinSmith @JayMewes

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

long

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Love > Hate