@sixteenthCgirl The exact same happened to me once, but with a momentary lapse when he asked me for a make-up wipe to clean our old curtain rail he'd just taken down.
Johnny Depp (court sketch). You can't do this to Johnny Depp's face and expect some binders in the background to help. It's like smashing a Ming vase and posing with the pieces in front of a magazine rack.