Every couple months people come on here talking about how a woman’s last name is *actually* her dad’s and I feel a bubbling rage that a man’s last name is considered his if he’s given it at birth but a woman’s isn’t.
Explaining to my kids that when I was young we used to be encouraged to raise money at school by getting people to sponsor us to not eat for 2 days and they're looking at me like I grew up in the dark ages.
To celebrate the release of THE BOOK THAT WOULDN'T BURN...
...everyone who retweets this g̷e̷t̷s̷ ̷a̷ ̷c̷a̷r̷ ... I mean is in the draw for a signed, dedicated copy ... I'll even number it for you!