Genevieve Van Voorhis

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[Genevieve Van Voorhis @gen_vanv]

the irony of sticking a biodegradable cardboard straw into a single-use plastic cup with a single-use plastic lid

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@emilynussbaum Derry Girls

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could someone please share a good play-by-play of wtf is going on at twitter rn

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In 1922, neighbours heard screams coming from a house in the affluent LA area of Layfette Park. When the police arrived, they found Fred Oesterreich dead & his wife Dolly locked inside in a closet. They were certain Dolly had done it, but they had no idea how.

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@UberFacts This sounds like UberFiction

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Some of you never had to be in an original play written by your drama teacher and it shows

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@UberFacts Are you going to bring back the facts

[R/GA @RGA]

No one ever followed or recommended an account because of the volume of its posts. No one is like, "Check them out, their content calendar is FULL."

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@DavidOpie autumnal to the max

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[Genevieve Van Voorhis @gen_vanv]

@milkbarstore let’s say, hypothetically, you bought a pack of Birthday Truffle Crumb Cakes from the fridge at target, then hypothetically forgot to refrigerate it for over a week. Still edible?

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@hamza_k_han @jenrazzle Peter Schlemihl (Bergmannkiez) is so good, and more authentic Berlin rather than Bavarian.

Max & Moritz (MoritzPlatz) is also good though, if you’re looking for the full rundown of German fare for out of towners

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How could you guys just let people board the trains, expecting to get connected, and just not know that ALL Dutch service was interrupted? Even when the conductors searched on their little tablets, the wrong information came up.

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Boarded my @DB_Bahn train this morning in Berlin, bound for Eindhoven, Netherlands. Heard about the train strike in NL from colleagues. Asked conductors if my journey was affected. They all said no. Asked again in Hamm, still no. Now I’m about to get stranded in Venlo 😑

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I never thought I’d say this but I’m so ready for this summer to be over. Why are we all DOING so many THINGS

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@goodandbadcopy Love the throwback to the old iPod ads but I feel like this ad does nothing to show me what spatial audio is supposed to be

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@jenrazzle There’s a coffee place downstairs that’s not too bad. They also have sandwiches and stuff. I remember being impressed that it had so many options

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@maxtillich 1. I didn’t.

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If you feel like you might want to write a thread about productivity I beg of you don’t

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@maxtillich Here let me tell you how I turned every morning into a productivity palooza

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@profgilesttv I cannot read one more thread like that 😂 I want the algorithm to come for them