J

[like she created the fucking rainbow🌈 @Rocioceja_]

When my bf pokes my butth*le

[J @genavie_]

It’s a sad day in LA today.

[TMZ @TMZ]

BREAKING: Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash in Calabasas Sunday morning. Kobe was traveling with at least 3 other people in his private helicopter when it went down. Emergency personnel responded, but nobody on board survived. https://t.co/izOj2abWiz

[Imaslayyobae 🎀 @Jaz_Minne__]

Me practicing how ima give him the food I cook knowing we mad at eachother!

[shosh @shoshmcgosh]

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.

emphasis on one time

[J @genavie_]

@rihanna really needs to stop playing and give us another fucking album.

[KB @kbyrd2_]

Me taking forever in Trader Joe’s bc i don’t recognize any of the brands

[J @genavie_]

@Skelotim Start the diet now! You gotta fit those Disneyland rides!!

[J @genavie_]

There should be a thrift store with only fat people clothes.

[J @genavie_]

I really hope hell is a real place bc there are too many evil ass people out here doing evil ass shit and not getting caught.

[J @genavie_]

@Skelotim Down. When?

[J @genavie_]

I know I’m officially old bc I no long peel the string cheese, I just eat that bitch straight up. 😩

[J @genavie_]

Shaving a fat pussy is legit a workout. I’m over here breathing like I ran up a flight of stairs.

[J @genavie_]

No.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

They changed the ABC song to clarify the LMNOP part, and it is life ruining.

[J @genavie_]

@Skelotim https://t.co/YwLMKeSnEu

[J @genavie_]

@KimKardashian makeup I’ll never buy but the bitch’s @skims line, best believe she can take my money. Bitch knows more about shapewear than #Kanye does about #Christianity.

[J @genavie_]

Why poop before work when you can get to work, clock in, and then poop? Might as well get paid to poop. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[J @genavie_]

@Skelotim Good point 🧐

[J @genavie_]

@Skelotim It’s bc you’re ugly

[J @genavie_]

@Elflacoluis4 Thank you 😊

[J @genavie_]

I thought my bitch ass #cat was dead when I pulled up but no her fatass is just sleeping.