There is no such thing as coincidence.
The fact that you found this hat on Fat Kid Deals means that you are energetically aligned with me, and this message.
Thank god we figured out that lawn care is problematic to the environment. I was not looking forward to pretending to give a shit about mowing my lawn when I finally get a house.
I count 24 years before I was born, plus the countless years prior, and we still donโt have a streamlined DMV process. How in the actual fuck are we still snail mailing checks in 2022?????
My sad, basic, underdeveloped and quite frankly tragic understanding of math has actually gotten me far in life, yours can too if you just believe in yourself.