Like why invite us over to spend the mother fucking night if you're not gonna feed us like, should I just open the fucking fridge and have a tour or what, I don't even know you tf
male tinder bios, a glossary of terms:
old-fashioned: misogynist
entrepreneur: unemployed
rakish: sleeps around
sapiosexual: pretentious liar
adventures: unplanned hikes
gentleman: race, gender, & social values that are 200 years out of date
Literally I've been attracted to her for so long and never made a move thinking she's only attracted to cis men, but no I find she's bi curious ✨✨✨✨💕💕💕💕💕
2018 highlight: my close girl friend who I thought was straight and had a crush for the past 3 years turned out to be bi curious. Gay charm: activated.