monster fucker 3000 🔞

simon // 25 // minors dni // i froth 👁👁

[monster fucker 3000 🔞 @gendesperate]

to be tbh… evil men crying and whimpering and sobbing at the slightest inconvenience. like. i could make him worse. i could make him cry harder.

[kj🩸 @kiodja]

boy you an alien. your touch so foreign
#gracerocky

[grrymez @grrymez]

he’s so lucky i have no dick because his prostate would be ringing harder than the bells of notre dame during easter mass

[Mazzy✨ @ollieternity]

People into piss are whimsical as hell cause it’s all about finding joy in the required tasks you gotta do day to day

[don | brady bunch era @katelosten]

happy pete campbell brutal fancam tuesday

[monster fucker 3000 🔞 @gendesperate]

helena is absolutely a scorpio

[rosie 🕷️✨ @anatomyofafail]

💙 the signs as #severance characters 💙

[AF @ TEAM MYSTERY 🔪🎨 @JOCKPRIEST]

if i could hold you for a minute, darling, i’d go through it again #succession

[🔞VILESHROOM🔞 @vileshroom]

😱👻

[✧˚ · . @okluvie]

sorry i moaned when you yapped about your nerdy little interest. it’s really hot when you talk about things you’re passionate about. do you still want me

[skipppppy 🍉/COMMS OPEN!!/ @skipppppy_art]

Watched Scream for the first time and okay yeah I get why gay people are all over this shit Matthew Lillard and that other guy with big brown eyes like a baby deer and they’re all covered in blood and stabbing each other and they’re both dressed like butch lesbians it’s kinda hot

[beartrapped 🔞 @softending]

i may look like i'll eat you up

[⭑ nuha ⭑ @NUHACORE]

he’s thinking about the gender pay gap

[monster fucker 3000 🔞 @gendesperate]

never thought i’d be in a position where i’d have to google the best ways to gain weight because i can’t convince myself to eat normally without getting scared, but here we are! love this!

[Simi @melatoniiiinn]

very few follow my religion

[evil-lyn @ghoulhag]

i loved him so much even if he was kind of stupid as fuck and easy to take advantage of

[evil-lyn @ghoulhag]

he also couldn’t stand the thought of her dying and brought back an eldridge horror to make them both young again to relive their youthful romantic affair but she still chose death over him and he accepted this and died with her after realising his massive fuckup, i need him

[monster fucker 3000 🔞 @gendesperate]

@vargulfur of course, i could never forget

[sapphic white boy @bog_chaser]

38 y/o gf who still says “sweet summer child”: they’re debating whether PAWG is a slur and i just can’t with the hellsite today.

Me [heard “PAWG” and got so hard i got nauseous]: i think i hauve Covid