Catholic Church: no meat on Fridays
Folks: Ok so no eggs for breakfast
CC: No, eggs are ok
F: But eggs are chicken
CC: Not until they hatch
F: So the thing, isn’t the thing until it’s born?
CC: That’s correct…Um, no wait.
@KarenBassLA@LACity@LADOTofficial Hey thanks for this parking ticket, you can’t even send us the right photos for the parking violation. I’m very disappointed that I voted for you especially because of these new, non-visible parking signs.
@LaInaMinute
Facebook users who had an active account at any point between May 2007 and December 2022 can now apply to receive a piece of parent company Meta's $725 million settlement related to the Cambridge Analytica scandal.
Here's how. https://t.co/PGjbziGXng
ArtNight returns FRIDAY, MARCH 10. Come experience diverse works of art, theatre, music and dance by the best our creative community has to offer! Enjoy hands-on, interactive activities for all ages & interests—all for FREE! More details at: https://t.co/DsW0ZYARCu