Chris Jones

Cloud Software Architect

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@Jared_Carrabis Spoke too soon. They just won

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@JustinMLB He was hot for a few weeks, but give it back to Wong who is our best offensive catcher.

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@RedSox This game was like a root canal without pain medication.

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@Steve_Perrault 9pm and the rain is already stopping in the Bronx with no further rain expected.

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@thenowhereway It’s an AWS wrapper and middleman. Tools like CDK, Pulumi, SST, Terraform + Claude Code should render Vercel obsolete.

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@RedSox The only way to hit a sinker is that golf swing

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@jsgiii22661 Spoke too soon. He got picked off by the catcher

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@anamebyanyother @BostonStrong_34 Survey says yes

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@unbiasedsoxfan @RedSox Nobody wants Duran

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@NESN @WBMasonCo Who is playing worse?

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@RedSox Gotta get those refreshment dollars

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@MarinerMuse “Hold my beer” -Trevor Story

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@tylermilliken_ Hope behind the scenes he is doing everything in his power to bring up some more triple A talent

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@unbiasedsoxfan just started following this season after 15 years off. This Story guy’s slump is now 90 plate appearances. How stuck are we with him?

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@JomboyMedia Caminero is a strange bird.

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@RedSox Tolle was pitching a one run ballgame. Trevor Story at 90 plate appeances with a .199 average and leads MLB in strikouts. It’s not mathematically possible for him to turn it around and earn his salary…$25m annual.

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@ByAndrewParker Fenway debut soon?

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@GeoffreyRo64626 @tylermilliken_ Yep. Only thing he ever did lol

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@NESN @WBMasonCo I feel bad for him. Any turnaround with this ball club will be him, so I hope he succeeds, but the forces he is up against are out of his ability to change them.