"Mad Cat" Cattis

Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to attack everyone that walks into the living room.

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

Being kind always matters.
#TheMeaningOfLifeIn4Words

[Matthew @Slayerx1323]

Buddy says Thank you so much to everyone who helped us make rent. We are good as long as the GoFundMe donations transfer by the 31st. The love and support you’ve shown means everything to us.We are so grateful to our Twitter friends for keeping us safe.
https://t.co/b6lfFFoMlq

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

From the human: I want to thank everyone for all the kind messages about Fiona. They are very much appreciated. I am dealing with some storm damage at our new fort, so I haven't had the time to be here in the TwiXverse the way I'd like to be. Thank you again ❤️
#CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

@cookiesinheaven @LorenzoTheCat What outstanding photos! Those should be in a book (which the human would immediately want 😸)

[Matthew @Slayerx1323]

Binx here Meow... Daddy’s remote job cut his hours this month and he’s struggling. We need help with rent on the 1st so we don’t lose our home. Only Twitter friends left. Please help us stay safe and avoid a cat-astrophe?
https://t.co/b6lfFFpkaY
https://t.co/AlpaoON1kw

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

We are sad to report our lovely Lady Fiona, the grande dame of Fort Cattis, has traveled OTRB🌈. At 19, she was a feisty beauty until the end, never letting her age slow her down or permitting some young upstart to take her treats. The human is heartbroken, but feels blessed to have spent time with such a magnificent feline... ❤️🐾

#Caturday #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

@RonaultT Thank you for the points! 😸

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

Pretending to be Marie Antoinette
#MadeMeLoseMyHead

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

@mila255h Thank you for the points! 😸

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

@PammyJC Thank you for the points! 😸

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

@swimmerjlo Thank you very much! 😸

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

Working in customer service #MadeMeLoseMyHead

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

@SophieMolly20 @Slayerx1323 Thank you, good human!

[Matthew @Slayerx1323]

Buddy here 😿 Daddy is struggling this month really bad. His remote job gave him fewer hours than normal. We need help for Aug 1st rent. We have only our Twitter friends. Daddy is sorry to ask but we have nowhere to turn. Please help us keep our home? 🐾💔
https://t.co/b6lfFFoMlq

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

@Buckiemohawk @twotter_1 Excellent. Everyone needs a friend who always knows where to have a good time. Keeps things from getting boring

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

Make sure you have a cat (or three) #MyOneTipForSurvival

[Hans Gruber @twotter_1]

@Buckiemohawk @GeneralCattis Cars party👀👀👇

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

@twotter_1 @Buckiemohawk Outstanding! That must have been FishFest. General Viper was there--he never missed a good party when he was living wild on the streets 😼

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

@twotter_1 @Buckiemohawk An octopus rave! We've heard about them, but have never seen one. Thank you! 😹

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

@ApocalypseTags Thank you for the points! 😸

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

Surround your house with treadmills so the zombies get a cardio workout instead of you
#MyOneTipForSurvival

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

@Titmousie2 Thank you very much! 😸