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[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

We need more of the 2007 post election violence videos playing non stop on all social media . People need to be aware.

[Muad'Dib @SirMwangala]

@_lennoxomondi This went live in Rwanda today. Kenyan banks would never allow it https://t.co/v0rHF64BZ6

[Anjeyo E. Ananda @anj_116_]

Jana nikitegea bus pale River Road at around 12am, kuna vijana watatu wameshow up wakiomba msaada wakimbishe one of them to Hospital coz alikuwa na mguu mbaya. Tukalenga hiyo story coz it looked sus from the get go. One of them had a besen that had notes of different denominations. The other one was holding the one 'with the bad leg'.

Wakafika hapo HFCB Bank before ofisi ya Tahmeed na wakaona hawatapata anything extra. Wajamaa wakagawana doo na ule mgonjwa ameanza kuwalk and leap like ule msee kwa temple wakati Peter and John showed up to pray.

Anyway, ogopa Sana Nairobi!! Kila mtu afanye kile ilimleta taon!!

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Our Deputy President flew in a Helicopter to go help build a Mud Classroom

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Beer is made of hops- (Humulus lupulus), which are uniquely rich in phytoestrogens, specifically the flavonoid 8-prenylnaringenin (8-PN).

The compound widely considered the most potent plant-based estrogen known to be up to 50 times stronger than the genistein found in soy.

Man boobs, pot belly and low testosterone.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Over 40 Kenyan companies are set to close after applying for bankruptcy in the nine months to March 2026, up from 24 in the same period in 2025.

.The increase is due to weak demand, cash flow problems and delayed payments

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The audit reveals that Finsprint, a private firm involved in the SHA payment system, deducts a 2% fee from every payment made to hospitals before the money is sent.

Strangely, it also says the firm's majority shareholder has no verifiable address.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

A Bill before Parliament seeks to require internet providers to assign every user a unique internet meter number, track usage in real time, and submit annual records to the Communications Authority.

ICJ Kenya has raised concerns that the proposal could enable mass surveillance and weaken privacy protections

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Haha... Keumbu people walipewa 500 kurushia watu wa Linda Mwananchi mawe and the effects were instant.. Now the 500 is used up, and being a highway, people going or coming from Nairobi are not stopping to buy from them as they used to since the incident .. Mambo ni vulai😂

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

When I tell you something is wrong with millenials I know what am saying , a young man has been raised by his step father since he was 2 years. Fun fact Kikuyu language doesn't have a word for step father . Anyway his father has paid dowry for his mother and even birthed him into his clan .
Along the way this young man now In his 30s has been convinced that the reason he is not yet rich is that his birth father has not blessed him . In the process of finding his father he has been disinherited by his step father for disrespect.
After a long search he has found his father in kamiti prison where he is serving a life sentence for a crime we do not know . Now he is sending money to kamiti every month . I wish I was making this up .

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

I believe this is the general Kisangani area.
If a truck can get from here to Kenya in 2 days max, it would easily rival shipping palm oil from Asia.

[LEFTYY™ @General_Leftyy]

@Cheru__to Chest manenos

[Radio Generation @RadioGenKe]

County workers left in limbo as unpaid dues rise to Sh44.29 billion
#HomeOfHardTruths
https://t.co/rVGEoDIfmv

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Eng. Luka Kipchumba Kimeli, DG @KeNHAKenya 🫡

I greet you today in the name of Lord Vishnu.

Not because I suspect you practice Hinduism, but because your fear for Lord Jesus is clearly at zero.

Probably because of Pastor Kanyari and his colleagues who’ve been using that name as a business name for so long you stopped taking it seriously.

But be assured Engineer, He is still very much operational.

I come to you most days NOT because I want your job.

I come because I genuinely believe your employment letter has my name written all over it.

Now look at this image.

That mountain of sand.

Sitting. In the MIDDLE of Waiyaki Way.

Opposite Njuguna’s place.

On one of the busiest highways in East Africa.

Just sitting there for days.

No warning signs.

No barriers. No apology. Just sand.

Proud sand. Unbothered sand.

Engineer, I know your children are abroad. Safe. Warm.

Probably in a country where a civil servant would lose sleep and their job if they left a sand mountain on a highway overnight.

But Wafula from Kangemi?

His children are squeezed in a single room in Kangemi.

They have nowhere to go.

But they want to see him come home.

Not in a casket.

Kamau from Kinoo?

Yes he drinks.

Yes he’s occasionally useless to his family on weekends.

But even his family who have every reason to complain would still rather hear his noise every evening than attend his funeral because a contractor left unmarked sand on Waiyaki Way at night.

This is conduct unbecoming Engineer.

Your equivalent abroad where your children live loses sleep over things like this.

You? You’re sleeping like a man with zero outstanding items.

You and I must agree on one thing today.

Let us hate mediocrity together.

Let us set a bare minimum, you from UoN, me from Kingeero Polytechnic and agree that mountains of sand on highways with zero warnings is below that minimum.

This has to be cleared today.

Not tomorrow. Today!

Your favorite villager. Still watching. Always watching. 👀

[Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[§aruni @GSaruni]

I will forgive because maybe you were too young then. But this was the car in the 70's, 80's and 90's that was the rocket...

It was so feared you couldn't park it next to a bank

[⚖️Preston🇪🇸 @pr3stonK]

💀Clouds are not solid, You will land in Mwihoko. Proceed with caution

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Thank you for the solidarity and the unwavering support from you and the @UGMParty. This victory does not belong to me, but to the people of Kenya and the Constitution we swore to protect.

[LEFTYY™ @General_Leftyy]

One word.

LOGIC.

[Dami Lola🌹 @dat_ugly_girl1]

Why do we have most thieves as men?

[LEFTYY™ @General_Leftyy]

Huku tunasoma daily

[B 🔞 @Moonesch]

Mnalia high blood pressure na mnaweka 6-8 bullion cubes kwa 1 cup of rice lol Anyway