General Dru-Zod

Born on Krypton, now un-justly imprisoned in the Phantom Zone by Jor-El it is my purpose to enslave the universe - Kneel before Zod!

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

@nomercyforyou maybe a bit. Phantom Zone must getting me down.

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

"@BarackObama: The reviews are in: President Obama won last night’s debate. #ObamaWinsDebate" Win, loose, everyone kneels before Zod!

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

@nomercyforyou Zod doesn't pout he just says it like it is! #TalkingAboutYourselfintheThirdPerson

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

@nomercyforyou That's just mean. I should know.

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

Get the week off to a great start and Kneel Before Zod! #IHateMondays #KneelBeforeZod

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

"Swear eternal subjugation before Zod!" Does that make me seem more approachable? #rebranding #jumpingtheshark #sellingout

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

Kneel before Zod!*

*Do I need a more user friendly re-brand? #KneelBeforeZod #VoteZod2012

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

@nomercyforyou Real Zod, Clone Zod, Phantom Zod, General Zod, Major Zod; you need to be more specific.

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

@mark29891 I lost all my weight plus a whole dimension when Jor-El imprisoned me to the Phantom Zone, do I brag about it? #CrashDiet

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

It's Friday. Kneel before Zod! Have a good weekend.*

*Not mutually exclusive. #VoteForZod #KneelBeforeZod #Friday #Weekend

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

"@BarackObama: President Obama: "Thank goodness somebody is finally getting tough on Big Bird."" Big Bird should #KneelBeforeZod. #Debate

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

All this talk of #GreenEnergy you people are talking about #kryptonite right? #KneelBeforeZod

[Al Roker @alroker]

Jim Lehrer reminds me of E.G. Marshall as the President in Superman II

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

"@GailSimone: I'm going to vote for Superman, partly because it'd be cool to have Kandor in the Oval Office." Oh dear god no.

[Todd Dupler @ToddDupler]

"General Zod doesn't follow orders. He gives them."

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

"@lpstd: The next moderator should be General Zod. #debate" Couldn't agree more. By moderator you mean overlord yes?

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

Kneel Before Zod! #generalzod #zod #kneelbeforezod

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

Insignificant earthlings debate politics unaware that I Zod will soon make all inhabitants of planet Houston kneel before me. #debate

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

...things to do, countless alternate universes to enslave. #ZodForPresident

[General Dru-Zod @generaldruzod]

Kneel Before Zod! Sorry it's been a while...