summer chris is sunburnt

formerly tradwifeguy, extreme popcorn champion, divorced uncle of four, transgendah

[summer chris is sunburnt @generalhobby]

Personally I believe everyone is born a New Yorker at heart, you just have to go through a process to revert if you weren’t raised by a practicing New Yorker family

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

A pack of cops arresting a kid saying “I need to get to school so I can take my tests” for trying to cut through the parade route that has frozen lower Manhattan (but students don’t get a day off).

Shitshow.

[summer chris is sunburnt @generalhobby]

“Therapy speak” is when I recommend that my student find a hobby or interest to redirect energy away from romantic obsession, “pop psych” is when her friend says that the boy is a level 1 narcissist who is incapable of truly caring about a girl

[the brotherhood of evil lesbians @obiwormkenobi]

we need to stop calling it "therapy speak" and start calling it pop psychology because that's what it is. the words you learned from tiktokers who read 'The Sociopath Next Door' and 'The Five Love Languages' are hurting you.

[summer chris is sunburnt @generalhobby]

I don’t think I’m handling the transition to summer very well and I think I might not enjoy summer vacation? I love summer but I haven’t not worked over the summer since high school. I fear the free time will mean free fall

[summer chris is sunburnt @generalhobby]

My biggest secret is that I think my brother’s baby looks exactly like me. But I’m not allowed to say that

[summer chris is sunburnt @generalhobby]

This lady’s phone call on the train started with “hey honey we’re celebrating the knicks, we’re celebrating beautiful weather” and that’s how I want to open all my conversations from now

[summer chris is sunburnt @generalhobby]

My school making me teach economics next year

[summer chris is sunburnt @generalhobby]

On a liquid diet but the liquid is melted ice cream

[Katie Prejean McGrady @KatiePMcGrady]

I really need America to adopt gelato culture, because what do you mean it’s almost 2 o’clock and I can’t just pop out for an afternoon ice cream in New York City without it seeming weird

[summer chris is sunburnt @generalhobby]

@kcdanger I accept that, that time belongs to you

[summer chris is sunburnt @generalhobby]

New York feels like Everytime We Touch by Cascada right now

[summer chris is sunburnt @generalhobby]

The smallest habits make the biggest difference. Listen to Applause by Lady Gaga before work every day

[summer chris is sunburnt @generalhobby]

Why did you make the mom white?

[for bisexuals @_forbisexuals]

Remember to iron your pride flag !!

[summer chris is sunburnt @generalhobby]

This season of Drag Race All Stars is so bad we used our energy to become hardcore Knicks fans

[summer chris is sunburnt @generalhobby]

Cookie Monster’s grammy is nonbinary af

[semaJ @semaJ7272]

The Knicks really won a power of friendship championship lmfao. All you can do is tip your cap

[summer chris is sunburnt @generalhobby]

I literally spent the day at Riis then came back into the city to watch the Knicks win. Today ruled I love NY

[summer chris is sunburnt @generalhobby]

OK KNICKS WON LET’S GO LIBERTY I AM NOW ADDICTED TO SPORTS

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡