General

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[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Nobody has died from being single.
Again, absolutely nobody has died purely and solely from being single.

But many people have died and had their lives irreparably destroyed solely from just marrying the wrong person.

I will not explain.
If you don’t get it, pls don’t bother.

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“The Moment God Saved The Life Of My Daughter and Husband.” ~ Nigerian Lady🙆🏾‍♂️

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i belong to the 1% of the population that has never seen a single episode of game of thrones.

[General @generalkoke]

@mehdirhasan @AbdulElSayed @HaleyforMI You should move there and defend them,Show working

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Most twitter jokes will fly over your head if you’re not educated.

[SKB @seyikanbai]

Frank Edoho asked Victor Osimhen how many goals Didier Drogba scored for Chelsea. Osimhen wasn’t sure, so he called Drogba himself. 😂

Frank immediately started telling the Chelsea legend how much Nigerians love him. 🇳🇬❤️

[Osagie Alonge @OsaGz]

June 29, 2000: Patrick Kluivert misses a PK against Italy, hitting the left upright.

June 29, 2026: Justin Kluivert misses a PK against Morocco, hitting the left upright.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self acceptance.

[Taiwo_junzi @taiwo_junzi]

As a Redeemer who stands for the truth, I’m happy to announce to you that my general overseer is a fool!!!

[General @generalkoke]

@MailNew24976 @MadridXtra 🙏🏾

[General @generalkoke]

@EmekaPippo21107 @ononoskincare He scammed a friend

[General @generalkoke]

@EmekaPippo21107 @ononoskincare Bro did he scam you?

[General @generalkoke]

@ononoskincare Hello.
I’m interested

[Yẹmí—Ìdàmú Ànọ́bí. @KR3Wmatic]

If Satan were to seek forgiveness from God today, what would happen to the Hell that God has already created for him? Would God transform it into a bakery?

[Edwinberry💙 @abefe_pappykris]

Don't ever take marriage advice from a married nigerian man(especially a fat man)

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

There are people who picture things in their mind before it happens. After it happens, they realize they once had that thought.

[ABU @sodeindemueez]

You didn’t need a lab test. The way bro was jogging with the ball was enough 😭😂

[Plato's Cousin @TadyJerry]

Based.

Since you've deconstructed Christianity then you should construct your own company or organization.

There's no need to wail, just be an entrepreneur and employ other deconstructionists like you.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

I will listen to a 19-year-old two-spirited, septum ring wearing, tattooed, lesbian feminist flesh seller whose father beats her mother for her inability to give him a son, before I listen to a fat Nigerian married man with no neck

[General @generalkoke]

@ManCity lol
Be ready for endless& hopeless back passes