kelp🇵🇸

recovering chronic twitter user

[kelp🇵🇸 @generalzea]

this one is particularly infuriating because 6 democrats are literally the reason this passed

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 BREAKING: House passes bill to merge U.S. and Israeli militaries.

Nearly every Democrat voted no.

[kelp🇵🇸 @generalzea]

growing up is listening to the same song dozens of times only to Truly understand the meaning of the lyrics on a random morning in july

[kelp🇵🇸 @generalzea]

the more i think about it i really do think covid broke us as a collective

[kelp🇵🇸 @generalzea]

refusing to attack left of her and falling back on red blooded american freedom is a lot simpler and smarter than whatever the rest of the party is doing

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: One of your colleagues says the DSA is a communist organization…

AOC: I just don’t care. I think these folks call everyone they don’t like a communist.

People can do what they want. I’m not here to be the belief police.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[kelp🇵🇸 @generalzea]

Processing that 2 of the frontrunners for the democratic nomination for president have been guests on Rupaul’s Drag Race. Huge

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

New chick fil a billboard by my place just says “it’s giving chicken sandwich” sure man. Who gives a fuck anymore

[kelp🇵🇸 @generalzea]

what the fuck is he doing to the photos on this app

[kelp🇵🇸 @generalzea]

this is just how everything is now it’s actually really sad

[Clouds 🌧️ @cloudysprinkles]

tried to have a housewarming a couple of months ago and everyone said they’d come and no one came. i was so nervous and i never invite anyone to anything. i made lil sushi rolls and bought drinks. no one cancelled. no one even apologised, just ghosted. cant stop crashing out now

[kelp🇵🇸 @generalzea]

eating raspberry lettuce wraps every day until i get my free 10 day vacation + gut cleanse

[kelp🇵🇸 @generalzea]

cause in my head in my head i do everything right

[kelp🇵🇸 @generalzea]

@belladonnafeli he would be my aurane waters that i dubiously offer a small council seat to only to be betrayed and have my ships taken to the stepstones

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

if your mom was nice to you as a child you legally have to help people

[kelp🇵🇸 @generalzea]

Okay but why does it matter that he was brown

[Paul Graham @paulg]

A Brown professor gave his students a take-home midterm exam. After suspecting many cheated using AI, he made the final in-person. The orange dots are the midterm scores and the gray dots are the final scores. Looks like all but 3 cheated on the midterm.

[kelp🇵🇸 @generalzea]

if i explain something mind-numbingly simple to you it’s not because i think you’re stupid it’s because i’m incredibly stupid and probably needed it explained to me first

[kelp🇵🇸 @generalzea]

irl oomf finally asked if i’m aromantic after years without a single talking stage

[kelp🇵🇸 @generalzea]

graham platner is if nothing else a case study in what kind of scandal a left candidate can get away with

[kelp🇵🇸 @generalzea]

when people bring up all the shit rhaenyra did:

[Em1989 @Emi8a97]

@Solidarity_Star Um yes… and? She is our queen. Wtf do
You care?

[kelp🇵🇸 @generalzea]

scrolling past videos like this for 0.2 seconds is funnier than watching them for some reason

[beckett ♡ ☆▷music fashion film @PLASTIOFFDASOFA]

My 7 year old cousin just started singing stateside