commando brando

a vile creature bathed in the pale light of a cerulean moon

[commando brando @generic_brandon]

Let's start a band

[commando brando @generic_brandon]

I can't stop being weird and off-putting on Facebook marketplace and that's why no one sells to me

[commando brando @generic_brandon]

"Google exists" god forbid I want to talk to a person

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[bbl septic shock @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[commando brando @generic_brandon]

I do #balding

[Tenobrus @tenobrus]

do u think women realize that men basically don't experience clogged drains when single

[tara shoe @tarashoe]

why don't you just googoo it. wook it up on googoo.

[commando brando @generic_brandon]

@psycogenicFugue I get a pass for saying dungeonmeshi bc it's so much shorter

[commando brando @generic_brandon]

Karaoke'd Debra by Beck so hard I got a migraine

[corb @awshuqs]

when the spotify playlist i created specifically to make me want to die makes me want to die

[commando brando @generic_brandon]

This list is all kinds of fucked up Mr. Cow

[cow @cowincrisis]

this will not be up for discussion

left:
golden retriever
border colli
st. bernard
dachshund
springer spaniel
beagle
english sheepdog
komondor
irish setter
great dane
italian greyhound
french bulldog
australian shepherd
sharpei

centralist:
labrador retriever

right:
german shepherd
chinese crested
pitbull
corgi
boxer
poodle
doberman
pomeranian
bernese mountain dog
jack russel
chow chow
airedale terrier
husky
yorkshire terrier
dalmation
rottweiler
any of those crusty white rat dogs

fascist:
chihuahua

[commando brando @generic_brandon]

Actually because they used toxic chemicals in their construction

[commando brando @generic_brandon]

@Boglover69 Style is substance

[JIMMY ☻ KNIVES (YOWCHO) @jimmy_knives]

🪓

[commando brando @generic_brandon]

Workshopping new tattoo ideas

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

At chili’s

[commando brando @generic_brandon]

Someone once told me that my art reminded them of Mr. Doodle and I almost swung on em

[Toast Dog @ToastD0ggo]

please tell me this is a universal artist experience

[commando brando @generic_brandon]

*describing Weapons to a friend but I've never heard of Magnolia* it's like Hoodwinked

[commando brando @generic_brandon]

@risenram LGBebop

[commando brando @generic_brandon]

I have a friend who has started using ai on her dog's Instagram page