syrian boy

a hopeless asthmatic 💔😳

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

@MoneylineMark Long Island

[w @mcfredtilldead]

@saraorndoff ha nerd

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

animal crossing is the extended release OxyContin of video games

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

@coochiekiller10 🤪🤧🤩😎 thank uuuuuuuuuuu

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

@Thomassalley3 maybe it’s your sense of humor that fell off

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

it’s 2012. i’m in my room, two tvs side by side playing tony hawk ride on one while strumming out to eye of the tiger on the other. life is good.

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

@Thomassalley3 Focus Thomas

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

@mitchellmwalsh @goodbeanaltalt Rest up champ

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

@goodbeanaltalt mikes morning hard penis

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

me: what are you doing

daughter: playing tea party

me: that’s nice

daughter: *throws teapot in pool* I fucking hate taxes

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

the recorder is just a shitty bass boosted kazoo clarinet

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

@Thomassalley3 leave

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

if you think breakfast is truly the most important meal of the day don’t talk to me

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

im telling my kids this was FarmVille on Facebook

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

When you’re struggling to find a way to numb the pain of your kidney stones so you look to alternative medicine 😏

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

#NewProfilePic

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

why is energy conservation still a thing? just do this

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

virtual reality is like if Tesla made real life

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

bonk

[syrian boy @genericarabman]

my life’s just like a game of Pokémon, fucking sick