Hoss Bender

Longhorn Legend • Self Loathing Cowboys Fan • Texas Rangers • MFFL • Dallas Stars • P1 • 7x AWL

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@PapiChuloo91 @AmberUF85 Agreed, softball finalist is on the Mount Rushmore of Tech athletic accomplishments, along with regular season football win against Texas in 2008. Money well spent!

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@On3 @Joseph_Duarte Little Joey would have totally fucked Sark up but his bros were holding him back

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@PapiChuloo91 @OfficialRyatt You like getting your ass smoked?

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@PaigeSpiranac @AttackSheet has always been a loyal guy

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@returnofbeaf @AttackSheet @espn Love the guys getting to show their personalities! Let the haters try to call golf boring now

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@OUBarstool Cause gooner and aggy didn’t talk shit at all during the last two playoffs 🤡

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@returnofbeaf @tipping_pitches No te gusta tetas?

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@returnofbeaf @YahooSports Boys will never win a SB while the Jones family runs the show anyways, might as well make things as entertaining as possible for the content. My coaching hot board:

1) Jon Gruden
2) Rex Ryan
3) Prime
4) Kliff Kingsbury
5) Ghost of Mike Leach

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@NashTalksTexas The gap in your highlight reel from 10:40 left in the 2nd quarter until 12:24 left in the 4th is the liability. Quinn had a great game in the end but why does the offense keep disappearing for these long stretches

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@AttackSheet @Big_Yeti_42069 @returnofbeaf @LarryLongballs7 Sunday 2:35 United flight, no babies allowed #graciasabuelos

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@Big_Yeti_42069 @returnofbeaf @AttackSheet @LarryLongballs7 Staying at the Marriott too, natty after party about to be lit

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Waiting for the tweet from @dannykanell about leaving Georgia out of the CFP due to QB injury precedent set last year

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@AttackSheet @sophieraiin Wish she would keep the details of our relationship private, but people do crazy things when they’re in love

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@returnofbeaf Almost* is key, don’t give the booger eaters an inch

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@Hayesfawcett3 @On3Recruits @UMichFootball @AndrewBabalola4 @AndrewaTmMarsh @shamari_earls @ElijahDotson06 @BennyPattlll @J_MARSH2024 @kaden_strayhorn @Eli_Owens19 Praying for the @returnofbeaf household tonight

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@returnofbeaf @BleacherReport @TheHerd Hoss will 100% cut all ties with the organization

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@returnofbeaf @TexasFootball

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@Big_Yeti_42069

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@AttackSheet Fins are cooked, stros are out, glad my good friend @AttackSheet can focus all his energy on the Horns. Let’s get this natty 🤝

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@SportsSturm It’s not great bob