Slam

Texas Football BMD / SWARM / Roast BEAF / 20-20 vision / King of Lists / Boat Captain

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Texas already the face of the SEC and ain’t even played a snap yet

[Barstool Longhorn @UTBarstool]

Quality sucks but here’s a leaked version of the standard #EACFB cover…

LFG QUINN 🤘🤘

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@EricNahlin Met him before the LG 😂

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@Blutman27 Looked him up this morning. Nepo baby trying to feel important. Dad was an NFL ref

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@longhornderek Watch from home

[The Rebel Reaper @RebelReaper1000]

@trinidaddychamp I'll shit in a cup and eat it. That's how confident I am

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@ih8yourteam We haven’t played bama or South Carolina this year

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@CJVogel_OTF It’s fun if you stop after the first quarter

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@Tjames1224 Florida did this to us last week…. It worked

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@Big_Yeti_42069 @TexasFootball @InsideTexas @McConaughey His wife. They have several children and a tequila company together. Took they drawers off and walked through an agave field for an advert

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@Sebastienlg @BenGChase @statesman Great high school football player

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How did LSU score 31 in a half??? Is that allowed?

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@CollegeGameDay @PatMcAfeeShow SOMEONE POUR ME A DOUBLE SHOT OF WHISKEY 🤣🤣🤣 Pats the man!!!!

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8:07am and Pats already POPPED THE TOP!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can’t take this guy ANYWHERE

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@SatReportCFB Norvell

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@On3 @PeteNakos This might be the highest praise Arch has ever received

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@Big_Yeti_42069 Wrangler tried to get food from our tailgate once and this silver spud with a hilarious laugh slapped it out of his hands. Had potato salad all over his hand screaming at him to leave 😂

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@PistolRick Good attempt but slightly off. Sark is actually developing robots

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@AttackSheet Top end speed and contact balance need some work. Might be good for next week

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@AttackSheet Kid took his first steps today. We ain’t losin

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@FreddyLA7 DO NOT SPEED