Chance Simmons

Why do you even care if you don't already know who I am?

[Chance Simmons @generichandle5]

Sasuke just killed his lover in cold blood to further his revenge-fantasy. I love it. I want more psychopathic protagonists in my media.

[Chance Simmons @generichandle5]

I have decided to tweet as I watch through Naruto Shippuden, starting on episode 167.

Current Reaction: Why did the animation start looking like it was made by Hanna Barbera? Whats with the sudden increase in Pain-full smear-frames? The world may never know...

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@SpiderfromMC @trin_fisher The best boi

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@trin_fisher @FiteDanielAndDB
THE Pixar tier list, Fight Me!

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@xoRelox 'Cuz it's better

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@genericmessiah Absolutely is. I didn't notice the legs until after I had taken the picture and was uploading it

[Chance Simmons @generichandle5]

So Pikachu came to class today

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@yabitchmaf Fair enough

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@yabitchmaf I might just be uneducated, but... Is it normal to still be breastfeeding when the kid is 5 years old?

[Chance Simmons @generichandle5]

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was good, I guess...

[Chance Simmons @generichandle5]

So umm... I did a thing...

[Chance Simmons @generichandle5]

@yabitchmaf Maybe it goes to show that you're not ugly... And that other stuff too of course

[Chance Simmons @generichandle5]

He even drew something special for my friends copy of the book...

[Chance Simmons @generichandle5]

Got to meet @nealstephenson tonight at @BookPeople in Austin! Had a great time.

[Chance Simmons @generichandle5]

@yabitchmaf Just wait, there will probably be some when you land too...

[Chance Simmons @generichandle5]

So um... I did a thing...

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@yabitchmaf I'm offended you would even consider using a racial slur of that caliber! How dare you even once, let alone three times!

[Chance Simmons @generichandle5]

@yabitchmaf To be clear, not thing to make a statement or anything, just being a jerk...

[Chance Simmons @generichandle5]

@yabitchmaf Could be wrong... But I think that's how white people said "black person" until it was deemed socially unacceptable...

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@FiteDanielAndDB Literally?