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The movie 28 Days Later is brought to you by Pepsi and Maltesers: the most nutritional things during a rage outbreak

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@morecowbell3290 That better not be a loss in the corner

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At x-ray lobby
Little girl: "mom, can I buy this candy? It's only $1."
Mom: "fine, here's 99 cents."
Girl: ???
Mom: "you know, cuz you already have a penny in your stomach. That's why we're here."

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New game to play, "is this Ratatat playing?"

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On second thought, I dont think so

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I'll admit it, I may have an idea as to what my next music project will be.

A legit mashup of Old Town Road and Nickleback's Rockstar. Sung by me

Oh boy.

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The eye clinic here in town has some serious bangers playing

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and I said WHAT about, BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S

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I DONT WANT TO WAIT, FOR OUR LIIIIIVES TO BE OVER hadoowuh ohweedohwhah buhdeebodaaaAAAAHHHH

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"There's no going back"

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"You are Jen Lonnon! I might be dyslexic..." Meghan Boudreaux everybody

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@morecowbell3290 @KymPatt At least yours are open year round

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Me when I decide to go to walmart on Saturday afternoon

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Oh god, what are you doing?
"I'm bURyiNg yOU!"
(proceeds to cover him in dirt, terribly)

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It's the fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer...

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@morecowbell3290

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@morecowbell3290 You think this year they'll actually have a senior song instead of us just playing wonderwall?

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Hand Sanitizer Before Getting Worked Into The Skin #rejectedcandlenames

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Dog puke #rejectedcandlenames

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Week old lawn clippings that have been sitting in the garbage bag, in the blazing sun #rejectedcandlenames