At x-ray lobby
Little girl: "mom, can I buy this candy? It's only $1."
Mom: "fine, here's 99 cents."
Girl: ???
Mom: "you know, cuz you already have a penny in your stomach. That's why we're here."
I'll admit it, I may have an idea as to what my next music project will be.
A legit mashup of Old Town Road and Nickleback's Rockstar. Sung by me
Oh boy.