Carwood Fitzgerald

She/Her

A museum afraid of her art.

[Carwood Fitzgerald @genericpoptart]

Friend: I'm taking you to a club
Me: Star Wars or Star Trek?
Friend: What? (long pause) GOD, NOT A FAN CLUB

[Carwood Fitzgerald @genericpoptart]

Everyone who voted Red is about to spend the next 4 years and beyond pretending they “didn’t know.” I’ll be around to remind them how obvious it was.

[Janet Johnson @JJohnsonLaw]

For anyone saying Trump didn’t say these things, @nytimes has receipts.

[Janet Johnson @JJohnsonLaw]

Bravo, ⁦@nytimes⁩ 👏🏼

[Sophia Bush @SophiaBush]

I can’t stop thinking about her son. Now, a motherless child. The GOP is killing mothers. They knew women would die. And they didn’t care. And here we are.

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

With Boar’s Head Plant now shutting down due to listeria outbreak linked to deli meats resulting in 9 deaths and 57 hospitalizations due to their facility being infested with mold and insects, a reminder this is a direct result of MAGA regime gutting USDA regulations in 2019.

[Carwood Fitzgerald @genericpoptart]

Taking the necessary steps to finally let my art breathe in the open air and made it to round two. Couldn’t be prouder of myself if I tried. @nycmidnight

[CoffeeWithTheClassics @CoffeewClassics]

I think about this a lot.

from No Country For Old Men

[Isaac 🌹🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Isaac27277]

Dude literally dropped the biggest banger I’ve ever seen from him.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath but never a source of God's charity, mercy, or compassion.

[Feanor @nimgaladh]

❤️‍🩹

[Megan is seeing ariana 7/9 ☼ @MegWritesBooks]

Obsessed with this guy on the US men's gymnastics team who's only job is pommel horse, so he just sits there until he's activated like a sleeper agent, whips off his glasses like Clark Kent and does a pommel horse routine that helps deliver the team its first medal in 16 years.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Just a casual reminder that Germans who “didn’t bother to vote” in 1932 didn’t get a chance again until 1946, after Hitler’s death. — There’s a lesson there.

[Vince Mpls @vincempls]

March 1933 The Enabling Act becomes law in Germany, giving the chief executive power enforce his own laws without checks and balances. The passing of the Act marked the formal transition from democratic republic to totalitarian dictatorship. 6 months later, it was a 1 party state

[Bryan H. @X_BryanH]

The Supreme Court has:

-Overturned Roe v. Wade (50+ years of precedent)

-Overturned Chevron (40 years of precedent)

-Overturned affirmative action (60+ years of precedent)

-Allowed cities to criminalize homelessness

And this is all because 1 man became president in 2016.

[Carwood Fitzgerald @genericpoptart]

Put me IN IT

[erin proctor @postproctorism]

we are so back

[Carwood Fitzgerald @genericpoptart]

@myelessar Thanks for making me cry on a Friday night.

[Carwood Fitzgerald @genericpoptart]

@joshcarlosjosh If you ask me mid-scene of any of them, I’ll say that one. If you ask me after, it’s always Return of The King because I like the fruit of labors.