Eric Steele

I make the internet. Well, part of it at least.

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I’m trying to be more active over on threads: https://t.co/MlByqZHD3j

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Oh. Hey there.

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“Daddy?”

“Yeah kiddo?”

“Is Ariel Elmo’s dad?”

“It’s too early to unpack that one, kiddo.”

“…”

“Yeah, she probably is.”

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It looks like there's an issue with downloading the CLI from https://t.co/zLfROYciAP

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Before you do something new to make your 2 year old happy, ask yourself “Can I do this another 15 times every day for the next 15 days?”

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Elrond could have just, like, kicked the ring out of Isildur’s hand in Mt. Doom.

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It’s ok that your website uses cookies, but please use those cookies to remember that I said it was ok to use cookies.

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Din Djarin is the Forrest Gump of Star Wars

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“Ruby, stop hitting your baby’s head on the TV” is something I just had to say out loud.

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Peppermint Patty? More like Peppermint Karen, amiright?

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@r00k Changing great software

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I’m here for Doug

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@realDonaldTrump Nice.

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This is a good feeling.

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Someone needs to investigate Mr. Bull’s business practices. He’s rebuilt Peppa Pig’s school roof far too many times.

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Oh they were probably just bad books.

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How the hell did they release a new Animorphs book every other month?

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@jptoto Heh. Not today

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@jptoto Today was the first day we didn’t watch or listen to Moana after recognizing that my daughter is -too- dependent on it.

She definitely had two Moana meltdowns today.

But yes. It’s the best.

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Birthdays are a great way to find out how many Dentists still have your email address.