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inzane in the memebrain

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@MurrayHillGuy1 well of course you got an ebike lazyboi

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@Andrew_FBB Andrew I am crippled with fear. ppppplease help me decide- 12tm 5x5 redraft lg, need to drop 1 - Benge, Bregman, or Springer.

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@spursremix Hey he took a pay cut so let the man get that bread

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@rBillSimmonsPod at one point Bill says he can't wait to rewatch The Odyssey on cable so he can take notes 😁

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@BravoTV

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@FilmUpdates finally a new take... Marilyn with bangs 😵‍💫

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

terrible time to have a history degree & pattern recognition skills

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@TheChiefNerd Why is he diagonal

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CRIMINAL MINDS Jason Alexander has entered the conversation

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

The perfect image of Jason Alexander already exists

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@henri_fjord

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@katiejwoo @SonjaMChen I hope you gave it away to a nearby child beat reporter. It’s the right thing to do.

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@BillSimmons

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@Leightonauthor nah he look like the wedding planner

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@JDVance Hopefully the players will write your name on their hat for Dumb Fat Bitch night

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@gowanusofficial cute name but lumping McCarren to McGorlick together makes zero sense

[Sam Koppelman @SammyKoppelman]

You have the most likeable New York sports team in decades — and you decide to bring Trump, Lutnick, Kraft, and half the Epstein files into it. Glad Dolan reminded us all why he was known as the worst owner in sports. It’s on us now to transcend it.

[GUIDED BY VOLCELS @xshowerbeersx]

If you’re a runner in New York and you almost collide with one person on a sidewalk, you don’t get to shake your head at them as you run away all sweaty in your spandex fetish gear. You are a pervert and should be on a list.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

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#summerhouse reunion part 1

[Undine @HorribleSanity]

That's entertainment!