GenghisPro

Finally made an account so I can read tweets again. I might post occasionally but don't expect too much. And no you're not getting my real name.

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@todpopo Can’t believe they even leaked Penis Bird. Is nothing sacred?

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I’d feel really bad for Clippers fans if there was any evidence they actually existed.

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Okay, I’m gonna need everyone to stop saying shit like “the wrong 80 year old died” right fucking now.

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Potential conspiracy theory I don’t actually believe: Rockstar needs to delay GTA 6 at the last minute. So they faked a leak and will soon announce the game release is being pushed back to fix issues with security.

Either way the next few weeks should be interesting.

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My niece is obsessed with Minecraft videos with someone called Milo, who has the most irritating screechy voice I’ve ever heard. I’d rather spend a Transatlantic flight next to Toad than listen to any more of this crap.

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I don’t care about He-Man at all but I enjoyed the hell out of the new movie. At the same time I’m not surprised it bombed in theaters. Getting people to pay money for yet another Gen X nostalgia trip is a tall order.

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In retrospect, watching The Long Walk for the first time while high was a poor decision.

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Anyway enjoy Saudi Arabia 2034, I’m sure that will have no issues whatsoever.

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It sure is weird how FIFA implemented all these changes when the US was hosting. It’s almost like they figured the majority of soccer fans would blame the host country instead of the most corrupt institution in the history of sports.

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My takeaways from this World Cup:

Holy crap soccer fans complain about everything
Games seemed to be more fun the less they mattered
Related to the last point I really wish I’d watched the 3rd place game instead of the final

See you in 4 years I guess?

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Maybe we should just compromise and give the Falklands to Spain.

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On a different note I have no dog in this fight but it’s amazing to see how much Argentina is hated. Should be hilarious if they win the whole thing.

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Soccer may genuinely be the only sport where a team can be up a goal with 30 minutes left and be like “well, we’ve done our job.”

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Whoever’s scripting these games is really earning their pay. A handball from England as the final play? Chef’s kiss.

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Can Switzerland really beat Argentina? All I know is my gut says maybe.

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Egypt hasn’t collapsed like this since (insert historical reference here.)

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Egypt choking? How uncharacteristic for an African team.

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@timthetatman The Cowboys have actually won championships

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@essie_ch Can you do England next

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Yeah never mind this is an embarrassment.

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Time to stomp some waffles!

…what?