Alolan Keith

reluctantly alive
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[Alolan Keith @genius_blond]

@StevieDeeOTT I voted Gina

[Alolan Keith @genius_blond]

The cast of Survivor 52 has been leaked. Derek "Big D" Frazier has not been cast. #Survivor #Survivor52

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

So when did “if you work full-time, you should be able to comfortably afford shelter, food, and the basics” become an extreme leftist belief?

[Alolan Keith @genius_blond]

@ColtVanBoom

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Wait, so we were told to take shorter showers, turn off the tap while brushing our teeth, and conserve water at every opportunity… but data centers can show up and use millions of gallons like it’s nothing?

[Alolan Keith @genius_blond]

@steillione omg mother is taking it

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

love island sounds like hell imagine you’re awake and sober at 8:30AM when it’s 95 degrees outside and someone is trying to pull your man for a chat

[Alolan Keith @genius_blond]

@StevieDeeOTT @TJLatham_ honestly, I kinda love it when Julie whacks the houseguests

[Alolan Keith @genius_blond]

@StevieDeeOTT @dsnymike the way this game is gonna consume my life

[໊ @girlpilld]

i really love how ariana has a man for each era then leaves them after

[Alolan Keith @genius_blond]

I think about that "if Michele Fitzgerald wasn't a Democrat she'd be a Republican, yet y'all still stan" tweet every single day

[Alolan Keith @genius_blond]

@adoomies3 Omg wtf

[redheaded stranger @eyeswideslvt]

The kids HAVE to start reading theory. They cannot keep basing their politics and social justice on petty grievances and vibes.

[Alolan Keith @genius_blond]

@givemethatkeyb needed this

[Alolan Keith @genius_blond]

@StevieDeeOTT @justalexoki he's really speedrunning through the worst of life

[Alolan Keith @genius_blond]

@SKINSWukong it wants to be Dewgong so badly

[Alolan Keith @genius_blond]

@Elite_4_J Lumiose city

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

i thought my phone addiction was bad but seeing people try really hard to find a moral high ground against a no-phone concert makes me glad i'm not as far gone as them

[Alolan Keith @genius_blond]

@TheBigBroTea Michele would have won if she didn't lose but y'all aren't ready for that conversation

[Alolan Keith @genius_blond]

@StevieDeeOTT @TheBigBroTea her mere presence had the girlies PRESSED