Frida Kahlo's moustache

surplus to need

[Frida Kahlo's moustache @geniusindisgize]

Feelin' cute: might eat a whole cheesecake like a hamburger.

[producergirl @producergirl]

Omg I feel this 😂

[Addict Views @addictviews]

New York

[Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt]

Your echarm has worn off.

[Verifried Drunk™®© @VerifiedDrunk]

When someone says "I'm tired of the games," that's part of the game

[Daisy Chain (the original, the best) @Spanish04907406]

If cats could talk, I think they might ask why we go around collecting all their poo.

[Frida Kahlo's moustache @geniusindisgize]

@flabberdacks Ha...just read the synopsis and cast..you got it 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Frida Kahlo's moustache @geniusindisgize]

Al Pacino and Robert De Niro being in the same film together is my Inception

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

A story of two parts. Recruiter edition 😂😂😂

[Ewart, Dave @davidbewart]

Peter Dutton and wife have assets and properties worth $300m. samantha maiden think albo making rent money is ott

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

In 4th grade I asked a girl I liked to be my Valentine and she said, "Yes," and I told her I'd call her, which I am going to do tonight.

[YorkshireShepherdess @AmandaOwen8]

There’s been an unseasonable stretch of calm, quiet weather & the sheep have loved grazing the moortops.
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
A few oystercatchers & lapwings🐦🐦have returned to the hills but I have little doubt that winter is not over just yet. ❄️ #yorkshire #countryside #winter

[Alison O’Neill ~ Shepherdess @woolismybread]

Birdsong so loud this morning… we don’t even notice the rain 🌧️

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

Neutral is between reverse and drive and how long it's been like this I couldn't tell you.

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

Could someone help me with a culinary question: what is “leftover bacon”?

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

When I tell people how many followers I have, they ask me to pull up to the next window.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Can't. Spending the rest of my life installing new wiper blades using these super easy instructions.

[Derryn Hinch @HumanHeadline]

Why am I Covid symptom-free but still in Iso? When I test negative, I’ll go out. Seems the right thing to do, for others.

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

Don’t overshare. Everyone is not your friend.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Taking bathroom mirror selfies back in the day

[Mat Ryer @matryer]

I got a knife for Christmas so I’ve been going around finding out what’s cake or not. Most things aren’t cake so far.