×ɑղժҽɾ ϲɑɾՏօղ.

The world is ugly, @BARRlERED 💜⠀⠀⠀⠀

((Movie canon-compliant AU of Xander from the Incredibles Boom Studios comic.))

[×ɑղժҽɾ ϲɑɾՏօղ. @GENlUSED]

"𝕴 saved 𝖞𝖔𝖚. 𝕴 stopped the 𝖇𝖆𝖉 𝖌𝖚𝖞... 𝖍𝖔𝖜 am I 𝖓𝖔𝖙 a super?"

((possible violence + adult language.
probable incredibles 1 & 2 spoilers.
lit / crack, selective.
mutuals invited to int + dm!))

[×ɑղժҽɾ ϲɑɾՏօղ. @GENlUSED]

@BARRlERED Don't you just want to go apeshit?

[ᅟ𝙑𝙊𝙔𝘿. ( logged out )ᅟ @PORTALGlRL]

https://t.co/89due9hu7T

[×ɑղժҽɾ ϲɑɾՏօղ. @GENlUSED]

Wow, I literally don't exist until V is active on here, do I. Priorities.

[×ɑղժҽɾ ϲɑɾՏօղ. @GENlUSED]

A pair of absolute bicons. With bicons, no less.

[𝒱𝒾 @BARRlERED]

bi pride with my bi boy @GENlUSED

[���𝒾 @BARRlERED]

bi pride
happy pride month

[ੈ♡˳ ⸻ 𝑯𝑶𝑵𝑬𝒀 𝑳𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑵 , 𝑷𝒉𝑫 。 @OXYTOCllN]

https://t.co/BPSAhMUeMy

[𝕽𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓 @Demonic_Witxh]

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚂𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝙼𝚢 𝙱𝚊𝚍 𝚂𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚈𝚎𝚝...

✧ ��𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜

༺ 𝙼𝚒𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚕

♥ 𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔

༻ 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 - 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚖

∞ 𝙽𝚘 𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍

✧ 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛/𝙾𝙲 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚢

♡|↺

☆ ✼ ★ ━━━━━━ ★ ✼ ☆

[×ɑղժҽɾ ϲɑɾՏօղ. @GENlUSED]

(( or IS it

[×ɑղժҽɾ ϲɑɾՏօղ. @GENlUSED]

I feel like I’ve said the phrase “This is the opposite of your job” too many times.

[𝒱𝒾 @BARRlERED]

if it’s a chain it’s free reign.

[×ɑղժҽɾ ϲɑɾՏօղ. @GENlUSED]

And that’s why you tweet about stealing from Hot Topic.

[𝒱𝒾 @BARRlERED]

there’s small children following me, i need to set a good example.

[×ɑղժҽɾ ϲɑɾՏօղ. @GENlUSED]

Afraid you’re going to lose all your Christmas present money to the swear jar?

[𝒱𝒾 @BARRlERED]

the earrings there are f**king expensive and it’s a crime against humanity to make a person pay to look emo.

[𝒱𝒾 @BARRlERED]

merry christmas, eat the rich because it’s the only punishment they can’t buy their way out of ❤️

[𝒱𝒾 @BARRlERED]

i know i’m supposed to be a good guy or whatever but capitalism is fundamental evil plaguing our society so really i shouldn’t get in trouble for stealing from hot topic

[×ɑղժҽɾ ϲɑɾՏօղ. @GENlUSED]

@panickedsitter Name’s Xander. Vi’s boyfriend. She might not have mentioned it yet since it was relatively recent and we’ve been somewhat monopolising each other’s time since then. It’s understandable.

[×ɑղժҽɾ ϲɑɾՏօղ. @GENlUSED]

@panickedsitter Kari, huh? It's always nice to meet another of V's friends. Pleasure.

[×ɑղժҽɾ ϲɑɾՏօղ. @GENlUSED]

And if you WEREN'T?

[𝒱𝒾 @BARRlERED]

i’m still ALIVE

[×ɑղժҽɾ ϲɑɾՏօղ. @GENlUSED]

You... BROKE something.

[𝒱𝒾 @BARRlERED]

it’s okay, i’m not super hurt.

[×ɑղժҽɾ ϲɑɾՏօղ. @GENlUSED]

I'm just worried about you. You got hurt, that's not okay.

[𝒱𝒾 @BARRlERED]

hey, no, i shouldn’t have gone out without telling you, it was my fault.

[×ɑղժҽɾ ϲɑɾՏօղ. @GENlUSED]

I could have helped you-- stopped you getting hurt. I SHOULD have.

[𝒱𝒾 @BARRlERED]

i know that.... i’m sorry, x. i’ll call you next time.