christie 🏒💛

Pittsburgh Penguins lover, San Jose Sharks liker, everyone else you’re on thin ice

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

Starting a thread of the hockey related convos I (stripper and hockey fan) have with customers in the club:

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

BABY BELUGA LFGGGGGGG

[Raffi Cavoukian 🇨🇦 @Raffi_RC]

well, the @EdmontonOilers 🏒 don’t realize how upset fans are about the signing of Formenton, 1 of the London 5 who was involved in deplorable conduct with a woman. his acquittal does not equal innocence.

Oilers are tone deaf to the need for women to be respected. believed. many are sadly turning their backs on a franchise that is out of touch with the times.

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

@boredddie Lemme go ahead and send all my friends this picture of the back of Obama’s head. They’ll LOVE this.

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

With the fucking flash on, I can’t lmfao

[victoria @vicsicmic]

17 years ago today, geno was trying to send a picture of obama during the penguins white house visit

[jay @kendallhosseini]

“we’re all men in here” what a great message for the athletes who came forward about how babcock treated them to hear.

this rhetoric is just going to stop anyone else who is harassed, bullied, targeted, or verbally abused in the future from coming forward, across the league.

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

@sidneythekidnee I’m hearing this in his accent and it’s so transcendent

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

@thomchar_hood The scamper…

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

Customer leaving at closing; I remarked upon his fat fat ass and he said he played hockey for 15 years. Lifelong Canucks fan, and when I gave him a pitying look at this he asked for a hug, which I granted, because I am a nice girl.

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

Starting a thread of the hockey related convos I (stripper and hockey fan) have with customers in the club:

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

Customer originally from Pittsburgh told me he saw Lemieux and Jagr play when he was 12. Spoke fondly of them and had the impression they were both long retired, horrified when I informed him Jagr is still out there gettin it

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

@thomchar_hood It’s like the ads I get for mobile games with completely inexplicable rules

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

Clinique Black Honey on the lips, me and Mack have that in common

[🦋 @teamowsh]

my goat looks so good with makeup on

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

@vicsicmic Dan Potash

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

Don’t have the numbers in front of me but I wanna say like 3000 of those points were Army’s

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

3 players, 3190 career points 🚨🍎🍏

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

Obviously this is so hot that the entire lower half of my body exploded into smithereens but I’m also lmfao at Ovi skating over just to be nosy and watch Geno yell his head off

[payola ☆ @anaisscore]

BIG SEXY MAD AS HELL🔥🔥🔥🔥

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

dance for me geno

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

@l_tothe_oser I’m 99k of them

[₈₇ saph ⁷¹ 🐟 @spatc_evladm]

woah

[deyaˢᶜ⁸⁷ᵐᵛ¹ @bisexuals4geno]

look at my russians dawg😭😭😭😭

[Roob @roob_drummer]

snowing hard this morning. Bus driver slid through a red light. Only thing he said was “we slidin” i cant stop thinking about this

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

Let him rest

[christie 🏒💛 @genopenguino]

@MySadBlanket THIS IS KILLING ME

[victoria @vicsicmic]

i put him in a snowglobe so he doesnt disappear again 😔 im sorry guys but i missed geno so much