General Windypops

The sword of truth, Moral Compass of Eve

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Good morning. Seems I fell asleep with an Easter egg in the bed! Oh... wait a sec... oh. Oh no. This is terrible. I better go.

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I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia

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Toodlepip Eve. Has been a blast playing but I think tomorrow night might be my last in New Eden. Be trollful unto each other. #tweetfleet

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@HilmarVeigar well toodlepip Eve online. Has been a ast playing you but I think tomorrow night might be my last in New Eden.

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What do we want? A cure for Tourette's. When do we want it? Cunt.

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went to the doctors told him a was addicted to twitter he said sorry I don't follow you? #tweetfleet

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I travel the land,

Asking rides from kind strangers:

I'm a hitchhaiku

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Michael Jackson's doc said MJ had lost weight before he died. He still wore adult tops but managed to squeeze into children's bottoms.

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Something wonderfully decadent about sitting in toilet of exec lounge of heathrow airport taking a dump, browsing twitter & drinking a latte

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@AskSeagate New GoFlexhome. QNAP nas & GF connected str8 to fastrouter. Only 300kps transfer speed from GFHome. Rest of network fast. Why?

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What do we want?
Bigger placards.
When do we want them?
No

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"We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here" said the bartender.

A neutrino walks into a bar.

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My new girlfriend found the small forest I'd made to create a battle scene for my Warhammer figures.

I said, "Well this is Ork Wood".

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I've just started following the French Army on twitter, but only because they're extremely likely to retweet.

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Out of curiosity, is there anyone who doesn't only use twitter when they're sitting on the shitter. Or is that only me? #tweetfleet

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Scored 3.5bn of officer loot! Yay. Depressing to know that I earned the same in 5min as 5yrs. Crap with money in eve, crap with money in R/L

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New blog - We get the Government we deserve. Why it's important you take a stand in CSM6 http://snipurl.com/27bp79 #tweetfleet #eveonline

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CSM voting finally here! Strap on yer best voting helmet and get stuck in http://snipurl.com/26ti6c Windy 4 the Win #tweetfleet #eveonline

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Fantastic! A bitter, angry Goon made a 'video' of my CSM speech and put it on Youtube. Love it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCz14j04JTg

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Send me one photo to win millions of isk.... Get rich here, capsuleers: http://windyforthewin.wordpress.com/ #tweetfleet #eve-online