I know yesterday I was joking about being lazy and eating junk but this morning I did pilates then some roller derby training so tomorrow is gonna hurt.
Exercise should be like presents in that the thought should count. Because it's not my fault it took me 20 minutes to not find a park for run club at which point I would have already been late so I went home to have French toast.
European Champs has thrown out my derby watching schedule. I'm used to catching the last few games of the day on weekend mornings, not watching the first few on weekend nights
The Voila Clip is once again making its rounds in the White Nationalist circles so it's my annual time to remind you this song was written by someone who is of Moroccan and Iranian descent
Friend and I show up to flight at the same time and have the same kind of autism so have window seats behind each other (booked completely separately)
Couple split between our rows: would you like to sit together so we can sit together?
Us: sorry, no
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.
I do not want an ai shopping assistant I do not want ai search help i don’t want to see what my pictures would look like with ai slop I don’t want an ai DJ I don’t want ai anything please leave me the FUCK ALONE
Weekend bakery parking update: someone hit a parked car outside my house and now they're trying to figure out what to do and I'm trying not to make it obvious that I'm spying on the situation