𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣

Purveyors of fine party jams and jellies since 1913+100.

[𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 @gentlebenderpdx]

@GriffTarlow @janesaddiction @Pluralone1 On the edge of my seat to hear about this pop up

[𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 @gentlebenderpdx]

@FrankCuzzo @POTUS @FLOTUS You can't see who might be literally 10 feet behind him. A substantial security detail, for example? Look into photos and how the edges work

[𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 @gentlebenderpdx]

@ColleenPosley @coloradonelly @michaelianblack I'm not saying we should tell kids to just deal with it, I'm saying the opposite. Why deal with anything? What really sums it up is the thing I am always telling the kids at the preschool where I work, "Learning to read is like climbing a tree, kids. There's no reason to"

[Hük Dawn Fonnicks @ndrewraymond]

I can’t stop thinking about this tik tok

[𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 @gentlebenderpdx]

@Oregonian Add school kids fighting to the list of long running problems people will bend their minds into believing is new and never seen before

[𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 @gentlebenderpdx]

@rossbruce @KGWNews Since we're remembering 20 years since 9/11.. we probably ought to 'never forget' all of it

[𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 @gentlebenderpdx]

@Screamales If you produced the subdirivitive of 4 from sickness then it counts. But if you trimmed the remainder from wankery then it actually negates one so you need to add one more time through for a total of 6

[𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 @gentlebenderpdx]

@nw_ct2307 @fox12oregon It doesn't take more than a few minutes of catching up on current events to know that the high heat is expected to exacerbate severe drought conditions in Oregon, adding to an already-extreme level of fire danger. It is far beyond that of 2007. Do you even live here?

[𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 @gentlebenderpdx]

@ShiversEmilio @j_is_realkuhl @fox12oregon Why are boots always filled with yogurt? Why do spiders always rollerblade?

[𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 @gentlebenderpdx]

Chunky guacamole is vegetarian ceviche fyi

[𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 @gentlebenderpdx]

@MeTVFM @WinkMartindale @MorkesPalatine @LifeOrDeathIL 100 is a lot! And yet I still haven't heard this classic 😉
https://t.co/mEhM0eihka

[justdavedean @justdavedean]

“I’m really glad the cops haven’t teargassed my neighborhood since I got chickens” is the most Portland thought I have ever had.

[𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 @gentlebenderpdx]

@worrierprincess So.. that's not what those private lounges are?

[𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 @gentlebenderpdx]

@johnsnolan @PavelASamsonov @douglasmack "what? oh, you mean 1800s bread"
my reaction to the word baguette until today

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

PARENTS DO NOT VACCINATE YOUR CHILD!! I vaccinated my baby and now 60 years later he has an Old face, too soft hands, horrible looking. DISGUSTING why is he alive so long

[𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 @gentlebenderpdx]

@michaelianblack Scary time for mans

[𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 @gentlebenderpdx]

@IanKarmel Some of us still have a travel travel bag with a pocket that says ipod

[𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 @gentlebenderpdx]

@Leighzus greek god domesticles

[MARA @marabeencroft]

We’re here!