Gentleman Hobbit

Short.. Broad. Generally offensive.. occasional Burlesque Compare and handy with a camera.

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Yuletide Greetings to all. #Santa #ChristmasEve #bearded #beard #yuletide

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@KatTheBestK welcome

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Home... Rum. 420 and GTA5. #cancercansuckmyballs

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So.. 10 hours to go. 5 years is a long time, one day we will beat this, one day we'll all be free. #cancercansuckmyballs #fuckcancer ####

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Panic attack at 70mph and Bi Phobia..

Must be a fucking Tuesday #biphobia #anxietyproblems #onlyTUESDAY

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@mark_wahlberg Were you late on rent or something? #Transformers

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@michaelbay Another panning sunset... Come one Bay, how can all your principle cast look West so much?? #Transformers

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@michaelbay Finding contunuity errors I your films is like shooting sedated fish in a barrel, and 3 hours lad?? #fingerprints #Transformers

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Is it possible that Dartmoor is even more beautiful in the winter? Stunning pic of Pew Tor in the afternoon light by Paul Ellis Mather.

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THREE DAY WEEKEND!!!! #72hours #thankfeck

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@santanderukhelp more lies then? "Ajits" and "Kamel" have both had chances to help but lack the inteligence or the drive to help customers

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@santanderukhelp so unless you can take a payment over the phone. LIKE YOU DID A MONTH AGO I will have to into a sespool of a branch on Sat

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@santanderukhelp absolutely no point in that.. Your customer service is as much help as a kick in the groin.. #untrained #Santandershit

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@santanderuk LIES!! Its all LIES. You take card payments on month amd refuse another.. Sounds like a scam to bump up charges #robbing

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@santanderuk Kamarl amd Adjit in your "Glasgow" call centre.. Would have have more luck bashing my head with a clymidia ridden rock...

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@santanderuk Can you please train your staff.. Sick of being lied to and missled by your gormless employees. #banking #corpratebullshit

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Apparently its December.. Who knew?

#Chrismas #santa #festive

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@MsHieroglyphe ahhhh. Didnt know what tweet you were "Gahhh-ing" at

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@BBC6Music @indiekid1974 I only knew that as the Carling Academy.. £1 a pint night.. Always got messy on a Friday. #thosewerethdays

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@MsHieroglyphe What has I done now?? #judging